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Man Down! Sexy dyke!

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Hey folks i need some help, does any one know why i have a bruised chin, i cant rememeber hitting it and does anyone know where my ring went


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I heard that u n Caz were fightin over stolen shot measures...

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ahem... I have a bruised elbow!

But I did win the shot measurement fight! HA!

No idea where your ring is though babe... ask mook!

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i dont remember a shot measure fight

i think i just wanted to look at them and to tried to grab them ff me so i gave em back so there, you would never win in a real fight i would deck your ass

man down i will live it was only like 2.99 i guess lol

maybe you hit me with a shot measure and that gave me the bruise hmmmmmmmmmm

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no you tried to pinch it off me. I remember that much coz u said you were having it. We were fighting in the toilets and I won and you were like "I let you win" then we danced.

Crazy night!

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how do i not remember that
i think you are making it up, i remember i wanted it on the dance floor but i dont remember in the loos

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I remember you telling me that you saw Sashas modesty... maybe he punched you on the chin for peeking?

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Sasha's "modesty." Lol. What a strange word to use.

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lol! at least it wasn't me that caused the bruise then! lol!

how drunk were you???

:op

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me lol i dont drink

and as for me peeking

i was talking to him as he was peeing ... quite normal

and he started waving it around ... not so normal

it most certainly was not my fault


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why did you talk to him whilst he was peeing?

Why were you in the mens?

Urinals scare me!

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i walked into the men's at carpe diem the other night, it was embarrassing

i had to walk out and pretend i did it on purpose and then hid in the womens for 10 mins until the trauma had passed :(



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i spend a worrying amount of time in the mens and i always get away with it, smaller queues lol rock on

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Same here :o) So much easier init

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It may be quicker but you have to sit on piss soaked toilet seats

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what a loverly image chris

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ChrisH wrote:

It may be quicker but you have to sit on piss soaked toilet seats


 



Well some people are probably into that...

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nah just hover lol

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gross!

Although it's the same in some women's toliets... The question is... How do women manage to wee on the seats? Wierd!

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Presumably by hovering and not aiming very well??

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ChrisH wrote:

It may be quicker but you have to sit on piss soaked toilet seats


 



Have you seen the full monty???? There are other ways...

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http://www.sh-womenstore.com/catalog/Essentials/Whiz+Freedom.html

Yes... there are other ways... how weird is this..

Question: who owns/ would own one?

-- Edited by blondelottie at 21:24, 2007-02-26

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i just bought one


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I just opened that in a computer cluster
oh dear

-- Edited by Laura at 09:12, 2007-02-27

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I want one for my birthday!

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and only 10 quid

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sorry laura.

Bad hannah.

And nic... careful what you wish for... It's your birthday soon and I can still get it in time!

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