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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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ok another game if i was a

basically someone writes soemthing like

if you were a vehical what would you be

then the next person answers this

if i was a vehical id be a porche

they then ask if you were a drink what would you be.

so the next person answers thsi and asks their own

i will begin

if i were a car id be a fiat 500 because its small loud and fun and easy to maintain just like meeee lol


if you were a plant what would you be

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I would be a white lilly as I enjoy laying on corpses

If you were a famous building which one would you be?

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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oh chris thats revolting.

id be the statue of liberty standing for truth liberty and freedom for all

if you were an animal what would you be......

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i would be a battery powered death ostrich that only eats custard creams

if you were a book what book would u be

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I would be the 4th book of prousts "in search of lost time" , "sodom and gomoragh".........

and chris, the statue of liberty is a good choice, as you are exactly the same height as her proud nose, 4ft 6"...

if you were a type of make-up you would be....

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MrDarcy wrote:

I would be the 4th book of prousts "in search of lost time" , "sodom and gomoragh".........

and chris, the statue of liberty is a good choice, as you are exactly the same height as her proud nose, 4ft 6"...

if you were a type of make-up you would be....



 



lol im 5 ft 3 inches and dont you forget it lol

id be concealer as i can cover up all imperfections except my own.

if you were a song which would you be.

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something pink or arctic monkeys esque so people could jump around like lunatics to me

if you were a member of the opposite sex who would u be?

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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id have to be nic or michelle quan

if you were food what would you be

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Awwwwww chris! any reason why?

If I were a food I'd be chocolate, the thought of girls happily puttin their lips round me is pretty damn good.

If you were one of the xmen which one would you be

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wolverine. doesnt age.

If you were a painting which one would u be

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The Scream!

If your life could be a film what film would it be?

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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beautifull thing because its undoubtedly beautifull and steeped in hope and a presumption that the world could be so warm yet at the same time compleatly pointless

if you were a Singer who would you be

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Pink! Only cos of the never-ending swarm of lesbians that follow where she goes.... that'd b cool.

if you could be a sports star who would you be?

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Ben Cohen so I could worship my own body!

If you were a vegetable which one would you be? (Take that question as you will )

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paris hilton it your going to be vegetable might as well be a rich one

if you were a political figure who would you be

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the vice president of north korea. untapped power on the world stage i feel

if you were a hindu god which would you like to be (not meaning offence to anyone who is of the hindu faith)

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balrama.

if you could be a song which one would you be

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just like a pill

if u could be a shoe what would u be

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K Swiss! They rule the skool!

If you were a tin of soup what flavour would you be?

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Some sort of mulligatawny, like chicken or beef, so that no one would buy me and I could chill out with my other soupy friends on the shelf.

If you were a radio 2 presenter, who would you be?

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were gay dear we dont listne to radio 2.....

is dermot olery on BBC 2 i think he is in that case id be him so i could look at myself naked he he he he

If you were a cartoon charictor who would you be

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deedee from dex lab

if u were a sex toy which would u be

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rampant rabbit lol i like the idea of bringing pleasue to many lol

if you were a country which would you be

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kenya, slightly mountainous, with a good throughflow of people and many wild animals inside

if you were a piece of computer equipment what would you be

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lol id be the CPU of the computer that the fit guy sat oppisite me is using as il let him turn me on anytime lol

(smutty giggle)

If you were a book which would you be

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the picture of dorian gray. i love that book so much! if u were a celebrity's bodypart which celebrity and which part?

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I would have been Kirsten Dunsts fanny so I could have been poked by Jake Gylenhaal but now I hear shes going out with that **** from Razorlight so I'll have to change that one... maybe Kim Cattralls left boob as I would have a lot of time on tv.

(sorry for the crassness!)

If you were a piece of furniture, what would you be?

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id be a billy book case from ikea as im simple cheap yet fun lol

if you were a gay movie what would you be lol

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Piss pigs 4

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lol.. continuin this...

But I'm a cheerleader, just cos i love it.

If u were book which would u be?

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Pygmalian... (I know it's technically a play but it's beautiful!)

If you were a kitchen appliance what would you be?

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A toaster mainly cos am a human radiator so I could be useful.

If you were a type of underwear wot would u be?

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Pants from "Hello Darling" (http://www.hellodarlingboutique.co.uk/) or Hustler pants coz they are both cool ("Hello Darling pants are better though!!!)

If you were a website what would you be?

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Fhm.com

If you were a plant wot wud u b?

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id be bambo strong hardy and usefull

if you were a store which would you be

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pulse & ****tails, hahahahahaha

If you were a type of shoe which would u be?

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Winkle-pickers. Just cause it's a funny word.

If you were a car which one would you be?

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a TVR coz their expensive and not many ppl know what they are.

If you had a super power what would it be??? and why?

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flying, cos it'd save alot of hassle :o)

if you were a fish which would u be and why?

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A rainbow fish just cos they're pretty.

If you were any item of clothing what would you be and why?

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Gethin Jones' jockstrap. I don't really need to explain why, surely?

If you were a kitchen appliance what would you be and why?

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wooden spoon so people would lick me

if you were a singer who would you be

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pink, seeing as i'm fashioned from her boob

If you were a cd who's would you be and why?

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Pinks CD cos then I could be picked up by millions of women.

If you were an item of furniture what would you be and why?

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(these are very "blind date"ish questions)

If I were an item of furniture I'd be a table, because they're very useful.

If you were an individual part of your own body, what would you be?




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id be my right pec cos people keep grabbing it lol

if you were a tv show from the 90s which would you be

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Gladiators. Tanned, muscly and dripping with sweat.

If you were a Jane Austen character, which would you be and why? (Now you wouldn't hear THAT on Blind Date...)

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I would be the bacteria that caused jane's cold in pride and prejudice. The unsung hero of the book

If you were a haircut which would u be

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short back and sides parctical yet sexy on the right person

if you were a transformer which would you be

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Bumblebee - can't beat the classic VW Beetle!

If you were a sandwich filling what would you be?...

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