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is it me or are the soaps getting queerer and queerer? just seen a lesbian kiss on neighbours! neighbours for gods sake. what is the world coming to when i cant watch pre watershed tv without having homosexuals beamed into my front room. lol.

i cant imagine what the christians are saying about this.

any thoughts?

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Yey for Lesbos, Gays, Biers and Transters on Soaps!



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was hardly a good kiss was it! i would hve expected better! bt thats the watershed 4 ya. xx

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Soaps r pretty crap 4 storylines in general, same stuff gets swapped n recycled between each one & media always exaggerate it so any gay kisses sound like unmissable tv, u watch it n get proper dissappointed... shud get sum proper snoggin in there

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Well for a start they could pass one simple law to make soaps much better.
They should have all the fit young men on them act without tops on! It worked for Baywatch and who am I to criticise the mulleted, saggy pectoraled wonder that is David Hassellhoff! That man is a genius



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Just watch out for the Neighbours storyline where Harold disappears for 2 years and comes back as a lesbian x

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yeah harolds plane crashes in2 Emmerdale, where he accidently bumps in2 his long lost twin sister and has an incestuous affair with her, when they find out the truth, she runs off and gets in2 a lesbian relationship with pat butcher n vows never to return 2 emmerdale again, harold is heartbroken n appears 2 have jumped off a cliff at the end of the series... then he reappears 2yrs later, hmmmm, he's only gone n had a sex change to become lesbian n track down the love of his life which is his long lost sister, who by the way turns out 2b eric pollard in drag

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nic, have you ever considered professional help?

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i think i may take her to the docs sometime this wk.....soon as possible im thinking

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Never considered it one bit. Where is the dr's n all I've been here a full term n still aint got a clue where it is

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even more gratuitous and unexpected was the lesbo kiss at the end of miss marple last night. got all embarassed, watching it with my dad.

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i was embarassed watching it on my own.

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i missed it?! damn!

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WHAT!!!???? Which case was this? There were lesbians in Miss Marple!??? Well, yeah, there were close female friendship in Miss Marple (that could have been lesbians), but how can there be lesbian kisses in Miss Marple? That is, considering the period that it was written, I really doubt that there were any openly gay ppl back then.

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are you joking? there are hundreds of openly gay people datin back throughout the ages. the victorians just did a good job of covering it all up


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mrs marple aint that full of old birds or am i on wrong track?

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it was called the body in the library, and it must have been in the book cos the whole point was that the lezzas dunnit and poor sheltered policemen couldn't crack the crime cos they weren't up on their sexuality. or summink.
but the kiss was gratuitious, clearly just put in cos the producer wanted something to get off on. they'd already explained the crime and the fact that the murderers were gay, and shoved the kiss in on the end just as a bit extra.

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fair enuff but isnt miss marple old people?

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he he, ever the diplomat, nic.

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I try my best :O)

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so miss marple is a dyke - who would have thought it

bet frost is gay too

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It's almost necrophilia

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"hey am a necrophilliac, how good ru at playin dead?"

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I would so do Sky..Or Izzy for that matter..xx

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there used to be fags in hollyoaks i think they should re-introduce som..

like..Justin turning gay with... Cameron!! now that would be somethin for the tasebuds

one can only hope i suppose... *sigh*

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"it was called the body in the library, and it must have been in the book cos the whole point was that the lezzas dunnit and poor sheltered policemen couldn't crack the crime cos they weren't up on their sexuality. or summink.
B>"

That would never happen in original Christie novel. In the original book, the straight couple were the one that were the murderers. I really don't see why they had to alter the sexuality of the murderers!
As for Mrs. Marple. She apparently never got married (she almost did once, but her parents opposed to it), and also some male police officers tend to help her out in cases, but there are many young capable females that work as Mrs. Marple's associate and gether info., which can sound a bit gay.

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argh no u want from hollyoaks, lisa, debbie, the old izzy, becca and me of course all in one rm! now that would be fun, xx

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not chloe?

is mrs marple old or have i really got the wrong idea? or is she jus sum pervy old lezza tryin 2 get in wi the young birds?

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if hollyoaks were going to turn one of the characters gay my vote would definately be for justin's half brother (is he called ali? something like that.) he's definately by far the fittest on the programme.

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though having said that o b and his mate do have a very close relationship.... wouldn't be a pretty sight, though.

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Oooh..lisa from hollyoaks..mmmhhmmm! But I also thought the girl who was only on for a bit quite recently who played Natalie Osbourne (blonde, stayed with darren and his dad..bit of a bitch) was so gorgeous!xx

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i think that a holyoaks threesome between cameron, bombhead and that american guy who looks a bit like a monkey but youd give him one anyway would definitly be the way to go.

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oh and id employ justin to clean up after them in something skimpy.


theres a little insight into my head that im sure you would all have been better off without!!

-- Edited by inlowercase at 22:52, 2004-12-19

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how could i forget bombhead! don't you just want to cuddle him and tell him everything's gonna be alright! bless.
and he's pretty fit, too. (insights into my confusion of paternal and sexual impulses there.....) (please don't call the police)

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too late ive already picked up the phone...... whats the number for 999 again?

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I always fancied bombhead especially cuz he showed his butt every so often,

but i served him a few times at the bar i used to work in (Life.. miserable place) and he never tips!!

and hes quite short... and skinny... and not so attractiv wen drunk lol

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haven't seen hollyoaks for a bit so i'm not quite up to date, but it almost looked as though they were going to develop a storyline of bombhead fancying his mate who looked after him (whose name i can't remember). was it just my imagination?

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just your imagination. and mine i think!

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I much prefer Craig Dean, although Ali is fit too...

ali and craig in the showers

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i agree that craig is really rather fit, but still not a patch on ali.

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i think that you should get on with some work and stop reading the forum you work shy slack b*astard!

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fek off, cvnt features.

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now now lads u wannna save the agression n get it all out on the vicious rumours thread

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i cant think of any more rumours that arent actually true!

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bless ya, writers block is a bastard init?

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