I heard a vicious rumour that Mike and Drew are both actually straight, and have been seen in public with their breeder girlfriends exchanging bodily fluids

well i heard that drew has delusions of grandeur, and it was actually him in the dress. but when he asked me to pimp him out i refused. my clients are classier than that.

£500 an hour? he'd be lucky. fiver a go, more like.

Lol this is a great idea. Getting with the spirit of things... Thai Dave was possessed by the spirit of patrick swayze (like in ghost) last week at Homo n was doin sum very dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty dancin with every1, before coming 2 Homo he had been playing with oujia boards with the pikey kids he exchanges mars bars n blowjobs with.

I've heard a better one bout bananarama, they've got a male stalker called Adam who's got ginger n pink hair, lives in leeds n keeps taking photo's of them 24/7 cos he's currently saving up 2 get plastic surgery 2 look like a combination of the 3 of them, rumour also has it that this stalker has a fetish 4 dodgy 80's perms which started when he had his cut off before startin university

How the hell did u find that out???? Am impressed! Is this the John K who's made it in2 the record books for not havin a normal shower since birth cos he prefers the golden types provided by 70yr old ladies & was quoted as sayin "the saggier the flaps the better the spray" after he was caught fallin out of a seedy manchester brothel by his grans best mate?

lol nice one there Drew, but u've dropped urself in it... u infact r 1 of the 70yr old women that John regularly visits.

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 15:49, 2004-12-11

I was reading on the net about conspiracy theories today and I saw a picture that I recognised it was of Michael ***** who has apparently been involved in faking alien abductions for the American government for the best part of the last 10 years. You know those stories about country bumpkins from bumble**** nowhere turning up in the woods yammering on about bright lights in the sky and anal probes. Well I heard it is Mike’s job to actually abduct these bucktoothed country folk and fiddle around with their nether regions to try and find a cure for the common cold. So far they haven’t made any progress but at least it’s nice to see a man so happy in his work. Its not often people get a job that is also their hobby.

*Sorry, please don't put other Forum members surnames on the board, cheers*

-- Edited by JohnK at 15:05, 2004-12-13

I hear a viciuos rumour that Nic funds her way through uni by training up dancing bears to be sent out to Afghanistani circuses. It's just that apparently she uses some rather odd training methods. Whereas most animal trainers reward animals with treats or patting on the heard, Nic uses rather more "exotic" methods of making the bears know they've done a good job. It's not uncommon to see her heading into uni after a late night covered in claw scratches, brown fur and bear sperm.

Didn't something similar happen when you volunteered at the old folks home Nic?

speakin of that 1 of the kids Beyonce Anastacia Britney Aguilera-Pink from the Scratty little chavs infant school has jus give birth 2 Johnny Brad Keanu the 1st, rumour has it that u've got 2 kids under 10 n i'll warn u now, shes wantin maintence money cos shes dropped outta school n cant apply 4 the dole yet, well at least not 4 another 11yrs

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 15:52, 2004-12-11

the other day i heard that adam loves to sleep with twentyeight year old people. why does he love to do thisi hear you ask??? because there are twenty of them!!! i dont know how true this is but it seems to back up the story that nic heard

-- Edited by inlowercase at 18:50, 2004-12-11

just a quick note to all who post on this forum that the rumours that are posted here are supposed to be untrue. i dont think that posting the details of my private life are very big or clever adam and ill have you know that in some cultures that method of cooking poultry is deemed perfectly acceptable.

ps. drew ****s frozen turkeys hehehe

10yr olds r gr8, they'll do owt 4 a pack of fags/mars bar/2 litres of cider & at least i cant get them pregnant... unlike u adam, how is johnny brad keanu the 1st? any more news on the maintence money? & dont know y ur whingin bout Drews method of cooking turkey, i've heard ur the 1st 1 to sign up 4 his christmas dinner cos u enjoyed the turkey loads the other night when he gave u a cookin lesson which u fully participated in.

Speaking of drew, i heard his habits of doin things wi animals extends further than the turkey stuffing, apparently he starred in the porno Animal Farm & refused payment cos he loved it so much

I have 2 support myself thru university somehow, i got this great customer called Drew who buys the lot in surplus off me cos he's trying 2b a witch in order 2 keep his mentally disturbed friend who thinks he is buffy, happy, its said the guys mental disorder started when he cut off his 80's perm.....

i heard that adam is actually descended from a race of underground cave dwellers and has only been on the surface for a couple of months now as he is part of an exchange programme called 'give freaks a chance'. i hear that he and his cave dewlling bretheren lived on the poo flushed down into the sewers and decided that they weanted to better themselves. so they kidnapped the real adam and relaced him with the new one that we have got! i mean when youu think about it its obvious

Did you know that Adam was the world’s first test tube baby but when they came to remove him from the test tube they couldn’t get his swollen head out. That is why if you ever look at Adam from above you will notice that the very top of his head is squished to a point. This also accounts for his diminished brain capacity.

I am speaking thru my master now because i managed to contact him via the space travel portal i made in my kitchen, he said that i don't don blonde wigs & run round pretendin 2b ur mate.... its DREW!

Anyhows, i knew the hospital wer right when they said u had multiple personality syndrome. Another interestin fact about our little adam is that all of his personalities are female & one of these said personalities is Margret Thatcher, among others such as Ann Widecombe, Buffy, Xena, Annabel Chong & Marge Simpson

Right then. I hear a vicious rumour that Drew and Nic and anyone else who is writing these vicious rumours about me are secret members of a secret sex cult. Every tuesday night they sneak off in their ceremonial robes, head to the secret cave entrance and perform secret handjobs sorry handshakes to gain entry to the underground sex cult lair. Once inside they mingle with other rejects and misfits from society who also believe that the sex cult will enlighten their dull sexless lives. Then when the grand sex master (I believe he position is currently held by Lionel Richie, Nic and Drew are only bottom level members of the cult) arrives the sex rituals begin where they all dance naked round bonfires and worship the ancient fertiility gods by leaping over the fires and singing their pubic hairs. They believe that doing this will get them laid in the real world believe it or not. When the ritual is complete they must all have sex in honour of the fertility gods, and seeing as the joined at the same time Nic and Drew choose to stick together at this point. To cut a long story short, NIC AND DREW ARE DIRTY BREEDERS AND HAVE BREEDER SEX IN I DEPRAVED BREEDER SEX CULT. Urgh I feel disgusted to have to bring this matter to your attention but I don't think it is fair that breeders should be allowed to infiltrate our precious society.

theres a vicious rumour that nic uses rug rap to lure people back to her flat she throws them into her dungeon lair and uses their body parts to add bits to frankendyke, her monsterous creation

i heard a rumour that mike eats babies

Now for a serious post.

On a completely different level i recently discovered, may i add, to my horror, that our society has a BNP Mole who has been plotting our downfall for the previous 4 months. Would you believe, my dear society, that this abhoration is none other than Laura, our previously trustworthy northener, who, (hailing from the BNP heartland of "Great Harewood") has set about designing ammendments for the closure, and imprisonment of the society. Laura has also set about murdering members of the society... Patrick was set upon by a Rapist bear, Phil was confided in that Laura didn't believe in fairies whereas i distinctly remember this beast of a girl whisper to Sophie that she was going to attack Pete and Adam with a hosepipe, thus ending their lives in the same way that a candle is snuffed. The ammendment is due to pass in next weeks unofficial secret bi-ellections and our society will be closed forthwith!

Ladies and Gentleman, Twinks and Bears, i urge all of you to take action immediately, before it may be too late! Don't you think its a co-incidence that none of the LGBT are around Leeds at the moment? Now you know why! Laura! Laura!

HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!

i hear a vicious rumour that Nic swallows ping pong balls and spits them at people. the thng is though, she does it with her mouth selotaped over!