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Not Thai Dave

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"IT'S JUST FECKING FRUIT IN A BAG"

Emily's take on Twinings quality tea's.

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Hey guys.

What little quotes have inspired you this year within the LGBT? Have there been any things that have come across as profound wisdom? Things that have changed their mindset or simply things that have made you smile!!! Quote-Unquote away darling, quote-unquote away.

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Anon: "The oldest person i've slept with was 52"
Annie "Was it Kilroy?"

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Hills: "Never come between a lesbian and her prawn sandwiches"

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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hilary: "cha'mone motherfúcka this barbecue is some hardcore sh1t!"

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"i love rock n roll"

what was revealed to be written on the whiteboard in coffee hour when the OHP screen suddenly shot up above a sullen and unimpressed looking xray emily.

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there's no penis
between us
friends
lesbians

from alix dobkin's album love and politics, a 30 year saga

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"A long long time in the land of bull****"

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i don't understand technolody, and that includes suitcases

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i think annie's "i dont want cho ugly child" has to be the quote for me

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Nic's essay quote about murder is also rather good

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Adam: "You've been shopping haven't you?"

Phil: "Nooooooooo i haven't"



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"is this the hiking society?"
"no but its the dyking society"

Cant remember who the hell said that 2 lost soul who walked in2 coffee hour

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talkin of lost people...

"I'm so offended!.... is this the backstage society?"

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"Hetro is Retro darling, hetro is retro"

- The wisdom of Queens court.

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Dave to alberto - "They've taken the loo!"
Alberto - "What?! They've taken the loo?! Why did they do that?!"
.....Alberto a little while later..."You bastards!"

needless to say they hadn't taken the loo!

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Mine is from Nic:

*puts on chesterfield accent ala butch dyke*

Nic: 'Halloooo my names Nic, are you gay or bi?'

Girl: 'is this not the backstage society?



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Originally posted by: EmilyL

"Dave to alberto - "They've taken the loo!"
Alberto - "What?! They've taken the loo?! Why did they do that?!"
.....Alberto a little while later..."You bastards!"

needless to say they hadn't taken the loo!
"


This is going to become a classic! :oP

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Alberto!!!...I will never forget it!!

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John loved ur quote about my essay...

"wot ru doin a degree in? Ba honours in statin the bleedin obvious?"

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he he this made me p!ss me'sen

random person: is anyone coming to the aids party tonight?
dave: is it bring your own?

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hils's contribution to the last committee meeting before the end of semester 2 last year...

dave: so we're all agreed. let's buy flowers for karolyn.
hils: can we get goofy a bag of shít too?

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Oooooh 'e was gooorgeous!!!
and
Ehhh ehhh ehhhhh (said in the style of Anne from Little Britain as John K proceeded to pour a box of tea bags on Dave)

-- Edited by EmilyL at 02:40, 2004-12-30

-- Edited by EmilyL at 02:41, 2004-12-30

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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a) it's anne, not alice
b) it's eh, eh, ehhhhhhh

and

c) they were my teabags and they were chuffin rank. green tea need not be ba5tardised with mint! it's like cheese in a cake, or garlic bread or summat. mad.

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I have no idea where Alice came from!..and I have changed the ahhs to ehhs..so there mr!

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