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I am bored. Entertain me now or I will eat you all in an unpleasant way.

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She will you know. Since leaving veganism behind she will eat anything! I caught her chmping on pork pies today.

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Do you want to watch me vomit?

My house party just didn't work properly. It broke. I feel ill. Blech.

I can entertain you by dancing ridiculuosly or trying to play 'My Heart Will Go On' on the piano. Either way, I will fail.

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Na, I was doing that at Liz'z before, she didn't like it.

Being sick is never good. Pah!

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Sorry 'bout that....

I'm feeling (not) much better now.

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Thats good. House parties always *seem* like a good idea, and then they turn into an awful mess of sick, broke things and random people shagging/vomiting/getting stoned in your bedroom.

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i've never quite understood why it is some people actively encourage house parties in their own houses. i suppose i have a strange kind of respect for their bravery. personally i get scared when someone comes to read the meter, let alone having 20 mild aquaintances plus 20 randoms plus four or five 'most wanted' spewing in my bathroom.
take it as read you're never being invited to a party at mine.

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Couldn't agree more. I was never up for this particular one myself. Everyone was taking suggestions beforehand about what to do to make it 'unique', but nobody much liked my suggestions:
    1. Kick all the guests in the genitals as they arrive and then send them home
    2. As above, but with added compulsory pepper-spraying
    3. Let's have apple-bobbing - with razorblades!
    4.. No alcohol in the punch, except a secret bucket hidden in the basement and reserved exclusively for the housemates
    5. A party where the unique twist is that it's not a party and there are no guests.


-- Edited by falafel at 16:37, 2005-01-22

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It's Nic's house parties you have to watch out for. Many enter, but few leave - some of them with all of their arms and legs. And daily her monsterous Frankendyke continues to take human form.

I am totally for house parties, I think they are usually fun, unless noboy turns up or there is no alcohol, but would never have one, I like my things unbroken, my floor unsicked on and my food in the cupboards not up the walls.

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quote:
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I can entertain you by dancing ridiculuosly or trying to play 'My Heart Will Go On' on the piano. Either way, I will fail.
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We are going to learn and recite Alix Dobkin songs if that would entertain you? If not, I can play You're Still the One on the piano

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I can play You're Still the One on the piano
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*guff*

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ok, I'm feeling slightly less bored now and have eaten a bowl of crunchy nut corn flakes instead. mmm x

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nothing wrong wi frankendyke! i like house partys, pure madness its gr8 unless ur cleanin up afterwards

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Other people's houseparties are ace. especially wen everyone dresses up...last one i went to there was a teenage mutant hero turtle and dangermouse. oh yeah, and "ya mam"...best not to ask

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btw...how do i put a picture on the left there?

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i think that a small select gathering rather than a full scale party is a lot better for all concerned. the house dosnt get trashed and you dont get people vommiting on your shoes. but then again those of you that have seen my house can attest to the fact that it looks like there has been a large party going on in it since the beginning of september.

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"btw...how do i put a picture on the left there? "


click on your screen name, go into edit profile, the bit about avatars, and put the address of the picture into the little box.
to get the address (url?), right click on your picture (it has to be on the internet) and click properties. copy and paste into the little box in the avatar bit under edit profile. you'll probably have to alter the size (in pixels) unless it's perfectly square, or you'll look squashed.
if you want a picture of yourself or any picture that's not on the internet, do something like set up a faceparty account and put your picture on that. then follow the above instructions.
clear? thought not. fiddle around until it works.

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cheers for tellin me how to put a pic on this...not sure if it's worked very well but here goes...

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thought i would add my piece to this thread, as i am really really bored, i cannot explain how bored i am..

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me too. bitch. innit?

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me 3, jus woke up n theres **** all 2 do, mite have 2 go n set kitchen on fire....

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