it's almost four in the morning and i'm lying in bed not in the slightest bit tired, and now some ****ing **** has pulled up outside my house playing his ****ing r and ****ing b too ****ing loud and it's ****ing me right off. i wish we had an on/off switch so i could just go to sleep when i want to and not have to lie here waiting for it to hit me. maybe i should write to god and suggest it as the next step in human evolution.
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are you sure that is wise as if you switched yourself off at night there would be noone to switch you back on in the morning. perhaps a timer of some sort would be useful, just a thought. XX
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well, duh. obviously you have a timer. that would also be useful for getting up in the morning, if after your allotted 8 hours you no longer felt in the slightest bit sleepy and were perfectly happy to leap out of bed and face the world. maybe also some kind of override so you don't sleep through the house burning down or nic breaking into your bedroom to do odd things to you with half a frozen haddock.
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i've realised/remembered that it wasn't just basic insomnia. i think i must have actually been asleep at one point, because i remember a dream that woke me up, which then led to the hours of lying awake getting ****ed off at wideboy wannabes. something about running down a steep stony road to a bus stop on a road in hereford (the road with the bus stop is real, but doesn't have a bus stop, and the stony road doesn't actually exist) and then getting jumped by two scallies. i'm sure it's just an expression of sexual frustration or something, but any psychology students like to give me their professional opinion? also, how common is it to be woken up by a dream? it's happened to me twice, now, both within the last year i think.
-- Edited by shymike at 16:55, 2005-01-30
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It's happened to me loads of times before. I remember when I once fell asleep on the sofa in my old sixth form common room. Within seconds a shirt -yes, a shirt - sort of 'emerged' into my dream world, and then exploded, which made me wake up with a jump and scream FVCK!" in a very loud voice. In public.
lizbian fell asleep in the Brotherton Library last week.
She was reading 'Caleb Williams' though, so frankly I don't blame her :)
In first year I had really bad insomnia. I used to watch the entire collection of Ab Fab through the night and by the time it finished, GMTV was on. I then went to uni arounf 8 and hung around and on the way home fell asleep. I was once awoken at Clarence Dock by the Bus Driver.
embarrassing.
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i've had a few like that, generally fallin off summat big n woke up jus b4 i've ground, altho it happened once on a school trip n i kinda bolted up n fell off top bunk. Keep havin dodgy dreams now bout gettin stalked n stuff, flatmate **** me up this mornin tho was havin a similar dream this mornin woke up like "fook" n she wer sat on end of me bed, double fooook cudnt figure out if i wer still asleep n dreamin it or if it wer real
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it's also really confusing when you have a dream within a dream. that's happened to me a few times. it takes me ages to work out what has actually happened. also sometimes i can't remember if something really happened or if i dreamt it.
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quote: Originally posted by: shymike "it's almost four in the morning and i'm lying in bed not in the slightest bit tired, and now some ****ing **** has pulled up outside my house playing his ****ing r and ****ing b too ****ing loud and it's ****ing me right off. i wish we had an on/off switch so i could just go to sleep when i want to and not have to lie here waiting for it to hit me. maybe i should write to god and suggest it as the next step in human evolution."
Just calm down, my darling, relax and think of happy thoughts - children playing in the road. Old ladies losing their childrenhood marble set. And breeders.
Breeders arent a calmin thought they r so annoying, especially paris hilton clones n dumb scouse bitches who've obviously put their fingers in a plug socket 2 style their hair n take attention away from their face which has been smashed in with an army of ugly ppl brandishing mallets made from the ugly tree
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