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I caught you a delicious bass.

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ok im having a crisis of consience. is it ok to make low budget porn films on your new camera phone?

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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only if you share them with the rest of the society, either a) online or b) at my coffee hour tomorrow :)

davros x

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I'll make a special section for them on the website

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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will it be you pounding monkey's ass, mr drew? while mr michael pleasures himself with one hand and holds the camera with another? and angela lansbury's dulcet tones can be heard to resonate in the background?

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i've already caught the dirty bitch videoing me wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. i'm going to have to start locking my door at night.

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what do you mean caught? you asked me... no begged me to do it


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and shouldnt you be doing work young man???

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look, if my dissertation supervisor says it's fine, then it's fine. ok?
no, i will work, honest. i'm not going to forgo homo just to sit around eating lard and watching soaps.


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see you didnt deny the begging!!!!

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i did not deign to even acknowledge such a remark.
also, logic would make it impossible. why would i want my portly frame consigned to celluloid (or silicone or whatever it is phones store things on).

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whatever your gorgeous and you know it! no point in being modest lol! you could do with being a bit taller though.

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fvck off, cvnt features.


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i know you love me really

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oh, that was YOU in your boxers in the video i watched on drew's phone before? i thought it was michael moore

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*sucks teeth* you're going down, mr dave.

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bite me :p

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where? hehe

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parkinson basement bogs, ten minutes

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if you were to ask me on a monday

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hmm, let's get back to the topic in hand...

shall i book the PC and projector for coffee hour tomorrow?

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yes, i'm sure drew would be willing to knock one off (as it were) in time for coffe hour tomorrow. i think it would be a solo effort, but still, there would be plenty of amusement value.

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or i could show them the one that i made of you last night!!!!

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what's that then? 8 hours of scintillating footage of me sleeping?

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and snoring like a bástard

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no i have been taking classes from nic and i drugged you, dressed you up in some leiderhosen and had you serviced by a local stray alsatian while i made a short 'art' film.

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Alberto has porn films involving cuddly toys.... Intriguing stuff!

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i've seen that its quite funny. Drew, am dissappointed those clases wer meant 2b secret darlin, breakin my confidentiality rules there! tut tut tut

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"Alberto has porn films involving cuddly toys.... Intriguing stuff!"


speaking of cuddly toys in films, how good was the adam and joe show? ages since i've seen that.

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they wer pure genius, is it still on tv or has it been taken off?

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i think it's been taken off. another one i loved was the eleven o'clock show (i think that was the one ali g was originally on). daisy donovan was ace. scary eyes.

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yeah she wer

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Pieces of me you've never seen

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I think its OK to make porn on on your video-phone.

I don't have porn on my video phone, however, I have videoed Dave eating cold smartprice Macarnoi Cheese from a can which, whilst not porn, is just as gratuitous, and would make your barf just as much as a newly ****ed minge might.



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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i would make it known that they were MY teddies in that pr0n

-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 02:35, 2005-02-06

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Do you earn royalties then, seeing as you teddies are the stars of this porn?




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