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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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has anyone else ever set the porn alarm off in a uni cluster? emily's just done it now. three heavily armed men came in and she's now being detained in the bowels of the shakin stevens building. dear oh dear.

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Bowels being the operative word.

She's hooked on 'Brown Lovin'......


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I only did it because Dave double dared me...

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Dave did get caught wanking over pictures of Chesney Brown from the corrie website in the Parky Cluster last year.

They only asked him to be quiet though.



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Hallo, My Name's Goody

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Yeah but No, but Yeah but No...but NO!.... I know where you've been!!

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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liar. you know how much you love, er, brown love.

yo b1tch, eat my sh1t

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they have a porn alarm?

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Yes! It really good. When someone navigates to a porno site they batten down the hatches and goofy comes along with a bucket of cold water to throw over you!



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metal screens roll down over the doors, so you have to time it right to do a superb indianna jones-esque slide at the last minute, reaching back through to pick up your hat. it's almost worth setting off the alarm just for the chance to pretend you're a death defying archaeologist who abides by his own rules.

am i thinking about this too much?

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sounds good, am gonna start goin 2 brotherton library abit more now....

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Clearly this is an isolated phenomenon, and does not apply to the pervs who frequent the West Teaching Lab, Cohen clusters and Textiles clusters.

I'll have to find some naked women in compromising positions and test this theory out in several cluster rooms on campus. All in the name of research, you understand.

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And what does the porn alarm sound like? Is it like the fire alarm?

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air raid sirens

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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the PC screen turns red too and issues a warning: do not leave your seat. wait for a member of staff to attend to you. that's when they swoop.

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and then the chair shoots out straps to hold down your arms (mainly to stop you frigging yourself off). You have to wait in this position until a member of staff comes to repremand you.

Its all quite erotic really.

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WARNING

DO NOT LEAVE SEAT
TISSUES COMING

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King Size ones for the girls

(well a dainty pocket tissue nowhere near cleans the enitre arm.....)

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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so that's why all the seats are pre-covered with over-stretched dental dams!

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Banana flavour ones at that. The bottom of the seats come loose too, so if you happen (although its rare) to get two lesbians in a computer cluster, they can help eachother out!



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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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all of the action gets filmed on webcam which feeds directly 2 a live website, the membership fees that ppl pay 2 view the site are used as funding to supply the dental dams 4 the chairs

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