has anyone else ever set the porn alarm off in a uni cluster? emily's just done it now. three heavily armed men came in and she's now being detained in the bowels of the shakin stevens building. dear oh dear.
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
Yes! It really good. When someone navigates to a porno site they batten down the hatches and goofy comes along with a bucket of cold water to throw over you!
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Johnk
The only freedom that you値l ever really know
Is written in books from long ago
metal screens roll down over the doors, so you have to time it right to do a superb indianna jones-esque slide at the last minute, reaching back through to pick up your hat. it's almost worth setting off the alarm just for the chance to pretend you're a death defying archaeologist who abides by his own rules.
am i thinking about this too much?
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alright stop, collaborate and listen,
ice is back with a brand new invention
Clearly this is an isolated phenomenon, and does not apply to the pervs who frequent the West Teaching Lab, Cohen clusters and Textiles clusters.
I'll have to find some naked women in compromising positions and test this theory out in several cluster rooms on campus. All in the name of research, you understand.
and then the chair shoots out straps to hold down your arms (mainly to stop you frigging yourself off). You have to wait in this position until a member of staff comes to repremand you.
Its all quite erotic really.
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Johnk
The only freedom that you値l ever really know
Is written in books from long ago
Banana flavour ones at that. The bottom of the seats come loose too, so if you happen (although its rare) to get two lesbians in a computer cluster, they can help eachother out!
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Johnk
The only freedom that you値l ever really know
Is written in books from long ago
all of the action gets filmed on webcam which feeds directly 2 a live website, the membership fees that ppl pay 2 view the site are used as funding to supply the dental dams 4 the chairs
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com