why o why does the hot chick uve shyly shared a footpath with everyday for the last month always choose the one tym ure searching for the meaning of ur miserable lonely life at the bottom of a packet of luminous orange wotsits to say hello...?!
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"she's looking for a lover endowed just like her mother"
its sods law, jus happens. Dun worry bout it 2 much, i got put in a seminar group wi this tutor who insisted on askin us who'd committed a criminal act then reeled off a list 4 ppl 2 admit 2... dint quite realise this mega fit lass i've kinda spoke 2 a couple of times wer in me group, she probably thinks am jus doin criminology or summat 2 expand my criminal activities
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
i'm doin a criminology module at the mo...keep falling asleep in the lecture tho...if i'm not eating wotsits, i always seem to have a cold and be blowing my nose wen she goes past...if i ever get my hands on the murphy that invented sods law i'll kiss him after 8 snakey b and packet of onion rings...c how he likes that...
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"she's looking for a lover endowed just like her mother"
it's great, teaches u to get into the minds of the criminals so u can pick out the best ones...and the one's that won't get caught and drop u in it...genius plan!!
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"she's looking for a lover endowed just like her mother"
quote: Originally posted by: sarah "can i play too? i can wrap people round my little finger...then i put them through a blender...i could be one of the heavys...or not..."
are they still on your finger when they go in the blender could be painful
Looks like we r in business!!!! Sarah u can b 1 of the heavys if u wanna b luv! & Son u shud know better, me, marching? on downin street? - get it rite lad, its more like ram raidin the gates & doin an SAS like raid on 10 downin street, hangin Tony Blair or carryin out sum kind of live execution (possibly suffocation by Dental Dam) evictin his family, havin a huge gunfight with the police inbetween squattin in downin street 4 the next 2yrs (law states that if u squat sumwhere 4 that long its seen as ur property) after that, go tory bashin, kill them all, storm parliament, declare war on argentina 2 gain popularity among the public, blow up the UN, EU & NATO call shot gun on every country in the listed bodies, execute George Bush, LIVE & Bam the worlds ours 2 turn gay, build special breedertration camps, where they have 2 realise that the homosexual way of life is great, once they've proved they r gay they get released in2 society, a few bi's can be kept in special segregation units to breed and replace older queers & all homophobic people, well there will b special rug rap pits made jus 4 them, all they need is "tough love" to make them see the error of their ways. I've put way 2 much thought in2 this...
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
