I am applying for the position of treasurer because I wish to swindle money out of the society in order to buy myself more lard, pies and cakes for consumption, of course you will not notice too much money dissappearing because I will introduce a fat ginger swearbox scheme where if u make any comments about my ginger ness or obesity, you will be fined, therefore replacing the amount of money I have spent on lardy goodness that day
-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 01:32, 2005-02-13
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
I am applying for the position of men's officer because quite frankly, women disgust me, I have had enough of them and I am hoping that by becoming men's officer will give me oppertunity to have my way with the male members of the society when they come to visit me to discuss things. I would be well suited for this position because I have already had a lot of practice dealing with men in one on one situations from my days as an escort girl.
-- Edited by Adam at 02:00, 2005-02-13
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I reserve... I reserve... I have a reservation... I HAVE a reservation.. What do you mean its not in the computer?
I wish to be womens officer because I have an impressive mangina and am soon going under the knife to have all over reconstructive surgery and liposuction to become a bananarama body double (all over body double because i am thinking of starring in a banamarama style lesbian porn film called "fisting in the first degree") and I dance like a little girl on speed, so i think i fit all the requirements fully
-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 02:05, 2005-02-13
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
I am running for this position if the hope of taking advantage of freshers from other countries who speak bad Enligsh and won't know how to turn down my sexual advances. I will run useful insturction sessions where i will teach gay and lesbian vocabulary to help them understand when I am coming onto them and will teach them gay slang such as fisting, bagpiping and wide-on, all of which go on in my varied and international sex life.
-- Edited by Adam at 01:56, 2005-02-13
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I reserve... I reserve... I have a reservation... I HAVE a reservation.. What do you mean its not in the computer?
position: officer. i will have status, you will obey.
am gunna go for t'post o' t'office cuz chezzie's missin wun top bird and shiz bizzie fistin' soh dun' go tekkin' t'porst n, yeh cuz sheffield's gunna [censored...]
and do vote for my son, adamus. he may be fat, but he's all that. hey, very new labour. sounds like a pledge
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
