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Breaking News! Margaret's got kids!
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That's right kids, Margaret has neglected to tell us, her faithful friends and listeners, that she has in fact got two illegitimate bear cubs from a former breeder relationship! Ask Adam, he knows the whole truth!!!

Margaret, I'm ashamed at your whorish behaviour, I mean REALLY, bear cubs!!!


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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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slut.

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I must admit I am a little confused. Of course I have offspring, 2 cubs named Bjork and Margaret Jnr. I really cannot imagine why this would shock or upset any of you. My cubs are by no means illegitimate, they were the result of a mutual desire to raise offspring between me and a male friend, and as such they are both very much loved and supported.

Whilst I am studying at university, they are back home with their father, though I fly out where possible to see them. Oh how I miss their smiling faces. I do hope they are growing up to be respectful and mindful of others. Oh my children...

If you will escuse me, I am feeling a little emotional at the moment, I think I may retire for the evening. Please do not judge me my friends.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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so who's the father? magnus bearmundson?

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I don't judge you Margaret. I appluad you honesty. I think I speak for us all when I say our thoughts are with your cubs, and hope that you will be able to see them soon.

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Thankyou Adam for your support. I was all set to retire for the evening, but was anxious to see the responses of my dear friends on the forum.

I hope ChipsandLube that my explaniation will further lead you to withdraw such a comment as the one you have above posted.

Once I have had cup of tea I may infact send a morse code message to my dearest cubs (you see our paws are too big for the European telephone and therefore morse code is the only way by which I can keep in contact with my family and business associates in the US). I miss them with my heart, I trithfully do.

But being here with all your support has made my time studying in Leeds much better. I have also had some response from other lesbians via Gaydar Girls and hope to meet someone who will accept me and my family situation soon.

Oh I do hope so reader, I do.

Truly,

Margaret x

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i'll withdraw my slut comment if you withdraw your patronage of a certain carbonated drinks conglomerate.

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oi! I like coke & it shud b promote as much as possible, dirty bluddy communist!

Who's the father Margaret?

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anon, i do find it offensive that you could make such bitchy comments about one of the lgbt's most well thought of members.

margaret, it's good to know you have hidden depths. i bet your kids are fluffy little angels. i am very curious to know who donated his seed, though.

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I got bets on it been Comerade Pingu... he lives in cold places just like Margaret did

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Just found out in a lecture that you shouldn't eat a polar bears liver as it will kill you by overdosing you on vitamin A

food for thought

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i hadn't even considered it-- margaret's just half a ton of fur and flab anyway.

can penguins and bears cross polenate?

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not sure, but they can be homosexual! :o) YAY! bless the little penguins, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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The father of my cubs is that most majestic of bears who sits astride a giant glacier mint, and who I was fortunate enough to meet at a conference for bears in business in Detroit some years ago.

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thats wondeful darling, i really wish you all the best xxx

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Dear Margaret,

It was I who posted that most defamatory of posts which initiated this thread. I am deeply sorry for the comments that I made, and hope you can forgive me. I am just a poor queen from Duisburg, and have had some experiences with breeding that I would rather not talk about. Needless to say, I am bitter towards br**der b*******.

You have my respect, and wishes for the successful growth and embearment of your cubs.

I am sure they will be fine cubs with great skill in morse code.

Sasha


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