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Greetings from Iceland my beloveds. I was most sorry my friends that I was not able to participate in the Otley run, which I hear was to be the social highlight of this year's calender. I hope you had an enjoyable time this night, I hear from the rumour mill that a gay old time was had by all! Just my little joke, oh I am witty tonight!

Now I must leave you all as little Bjork needs feeding, oh the little tyke. I hope to hear stories of your japes and adventures posted on the forum soon. My particular thanks go out to Adam for his publicity he provided to my campaign to become your queen.



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Margaret darling, where in Iceland are you from?

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Margaret ur a comedy genius!

Cheers every1 for 2nite I had a laugh on the Otley Run :o) & John K, am taking u down... me u & jelly wrestling, can't believe u broke my cock! *cries* oh well its a nice feature on our kitchen notice board now lol

Hope ur all not 2 hungover like

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Ow. My liver.

Did anyone manage to record Dave's amazing deep-throating skills?

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he deep throated me a total of 6 times over the course of the nite & then 4 good measure deep throated the cock again after it got ripped off.

Adam & Steve deep throated it once....

any1 else wanna admit 2 deep throating?

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no im not ill, yey, but i am rather awake and have been for the past hour. this is jus a hideous time to be up! ive indulged in power rangers, an various other sh*te. the blob next to me will not move, fair enough i dont blame her. my mouth is like a sewer thoand is minging, i will sort that out. but anyway, i had a good night, kinda got a litle side tracked towards the end which resulted in missin the fenton n strawberry fields, oops! what was that damn pub b4 the eldon?! where did it appear from, i came out of what i thought was the eldon only to walk straight back in. okay so less of the straight, ya get my pic. hope everyone had a good time anyway! thank you! xxxxxxxxx

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oh dear oh dear oh dear.... It wasn't that good to wake up in my clothes at 5 this morning... I can't remember anything after the original oak... Oh dear oh dear... I know that I definitely didn't make it into work... Please will someone enlighten me?... How did I get to bed? Why does my head hurt? Should I be worried about looking you all in the eye ever again?... Now....how should I explain myself to work?! From what I remember though the start of the night at least was great!xx

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yes u should b very worried bout lookin at us or even gracin us with ur presence ever again! hah, only messin. i dnt no how u got to bed, some1 nice obviously. your head hurts bcoz u were so drunk....ha! ill let some1 else enlighten u

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I just have to apologise to everyone for my appalling behaviour last night. I am sorry if I ranted on, I was just wound up to the point of no return.

All I remember about last night are disapproving looks off of most people!

Hopefully though, my real mates will know what I am like, and not listen to some jumped up medic for gossip.

J x

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Oh dear.

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I have a rather blurred video on my phone of Dave deep-throating Nic in the Hyde Park Pub, but no way of sharing it with you because I dont have any web space to put it on.

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One foot out of Narnia

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Ugh...i feel rough last night is a bit of a blur, and i got lost somehow somewhere not sure where but was a good night, apologies for rambling to any of you, am still a bit drunk me thinks :S

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Seriously guys did I upset anyone......


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One foot out of Narnia

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u didnt upset me, though i might have been lost by the time anything may have happened :S

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"oh dear oh dear oh dear.... It wasn't that good to wake up in my clothes at 5 this morning... I can't remember anything after the original oak... Oh dear oh dear... I know that I definitely didn't make it into work... Please will someone enlighten me?... How did I get to bed? Why does my head hurt? Should I be worried about looking you all in the eye ever again?... Now....how should I explain myself to work?! From what I remember though the start of the night at least was great!xx"


Let the enlightenment begin!...
U wer pretty plastered in Library & we kinda realised u wer in no fit state 2 go 2 work so u gave me ya phone n I rang in sick 4ya & got ya home, but Alby had 2 come 2 rescue cos u dun have a front door key, we got ya 2 ya bed n all that but didnt know where ur pj's wer which is y u still had all ya gear on apart from the coats which we managed 2 get off, mainly cos i needed my coat n was freezing 2 death.

John u didnt upset me :o)

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sounds like you all had a fantastic time! john, im sure you didn't upset anybody, you big hunk of looooove

sash

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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sweet jesus, my throat hurts like i've been deep-throating a latex strap-on for 8 hours. anyhow, the highlights for me were:

singing 'view from a gay head' in some pub and raising a smile or two among the clientele.

emily dropping a drink in the packhorse, then sliding under the table in the library.

john being asked to leave the old bar by a bouncer with an IQ of 6.

trying to act sober in front of rich and john. no idea why i even tried.

threatening to smack some chav in the dry dock for laughing and pointing and steve and whoever that lovely lad was he pulled.

threatening to wipe some slag's make-up off in the fab café for the same offense.

playing knock-and-run in headingley.

making a disco pig in the oak out of an inflated condom and mike's flashing penis horns.

chewing alice's ear off. figuratively, of course.

laura's face when i accused her of going for a dump in headingley taps.

the woman who i argued with in the oak over the price of a pint of grolsh.

group hugs, booze and love. i love you all x

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does someone have my flashing dicks headband?

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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yep, it's on top of our telly. i'll bring it to C.H. in the week

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One foot out of Narnia

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Last night was such fun, I managed to stay (relatively) sober despite having a drink in almost every pub. Drunk people can be so funny.

I would just like to say that I dont think that this board should be used for slagging anyone off, including medic.

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Had good night, i've never been that wankered. Apologies to anyone/everyone I offended, I know I get offencive while drunk. Woo, no hangover!

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heyhey. otley run was fab. thankyou to everyone that went and made it a fantastic night.

laura, you and sarah were gone an awfully long time when we left you at the old bar!! only kiddin. you were lovely as always. seemed to lost you in the fab cafe though

luke, you were officially my bitching buddy for the night, hehe. was a laugh. hmmm you should have gone to qc

john, stop being silly, you didnt offend anyone. though seeing you thrown out of the old bar was a highlight.

steve, seeing you and chris snog and fall over simultaneously outside the dry dock was classic

sasha, you are coming on the next one!

adam, you work that feather boa. just doesnt have the range darling, dont have the range xx

awww, thank you to everyone that signed my wings, they are now proudly hanging up on my notice board

cu all soon xx

-- Edited by Phil at 02:22, 2005-02-21

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sasha, you are coming on the next one!

-- Edited by Phil at 02:22, 2005-02-21
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I swear I will come on the next one!

xx

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john, stop being silly, you didnt offend anyone. though seeing you thrown out of the old bar was a highlight.

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Contrary to what people have been told, I was NOT thrown out of the 'Old Bar'. The bouncer did ask me to watch my language (because I was using the word '****' a lot).

Dave said then that I should get outside and calm down. So I did.

but a certain person decided to tell everyone that he'd got me chucked out of the Old Bar. This is quite untrue and I had words with him about it.

I used the naughty word again though...... mybad?



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anyone reckon they want to do another otley run before exam time?

xx

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"laura, you and sarah were gone an awfully long time when we left you at the old bar!! only kiddin. you were lovely as always. seemed to lost you in the fab cafe though cu all soon xx-- Edited by Phil at 02:22, 2005-02-21"


he he. yes we disappeared for a shortish while, but i hadnt seen her allllll day! can u blame us?! haha only kiddin. we went home from fab, in one swift move we were gone, didt say bye to anyone oops! bye everyone, sorry 4 that! an yes im always lovely! nice as pie dont forget! well maybe not always lovely, but i do try. sometimes. mwah to all! xxxx

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i knew i should have skived off work. while you lot where having the time of your lives i get accused of losing 500 pounds and insulting some bivtch in the cash box who didn't know her arse from her elbow.

I HATE MECCA BINGO

next time can it be on a friday.



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One foot out of Narnia

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I'm up for another Otley Run

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let me know if you plan on having another one.

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ooo another, better start savin, the last put a serious dent in my weekly spends. i.e. took it all. anyone goin to QC tonight? xxx

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Indeed, I would relish the chance to join you all on a little social gathering. Though I'm not sure a little bear like me could manage to drink so much alcohol!

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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you're not little marg, you're a fat whap

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Well said there Mr Lube!

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Hello John,

This is a note concerning the otley run and the somewhat embarrassing incidents that occurred at the old bar. I am so very sorry for my atrocious behaviour. It was wrong of me to argue with you like that and i very much regret it.

I am extremely ashamed of the undeniably self-inflicted brandishing scars i have left on all the medics and i hope that it is not your opiniopn that they are all as arogant as i was.

Mainly i just wanted to clarify that i was wrong to defy you, as the more experienced homosexual. i am still young and have not started my research into gay rights. So i apologise and hope that we can be good friends for years to come

Luv from the medic

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thank you mr medic.

there was definitely ill feeling on saturday but i'm so glad that you've tried to clear it up. i hope you'll come to more events and enjoy them as much as everyone else.

and i hope john accepts your apology. we're not argumentative. a) everyone was píssed and b) it was a subject that the committee know inside out. if you're interested in gay rights, don't miss out on queer week in march. more details to follow.

thanks again

dave x

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Hmm, does anyone else not think that was actually 'the medic'?! Maybe i'm just being cynical...

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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a dose of cynicism is always healthy, but so is giving the benefit of the doubt, which i have here.

no more comments on the matter, please x

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Hello

I do accept your rather patronising apology.

I am not a person who usually gets so easily wound up, but when someone tells me I am wrong bout the facts of an issue that I have had so much involvement with in the past couple of years, I do get angry.

I also get angry when people gossip about me to my friends. Who will tell me what has been said.

Please get involved with Queer Week. Hopefully you'll find something out about the blood donor ban and be able to help us fight the cause we are throwing our weight behind.

Thanks

John K x

-- Edited by JohnK at 01:06, 2005-02-26

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