if that was all i was interested in you would of course be the first on my list donkey boy!

so you're not fussy then, sam?

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Originally posted by: falafel
"Oh, that's my short list. Do you think I'm being unrealistic?-- Edited by falafel at 15:52, 2005-02-21"

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hmm. better not. you'll only slap me again you evil tart :P

my ideal man=loves chocolate, nice smile, decent personality, not averse to metal.

i think im out of luck for eternity, dont you?

xx

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Originally posted by: inlowercase
"i have been thinking about what makes the perfect partner (and im not just talking about a waso pair of jugs nic!)"

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wots that meant 2 mean??? hell I aint fussy, if its got a face am game...



Just messin, I have sum standards(not many but i got sum), perfect partner has to have:

Nice Eyes
Nice Smile
Good personality
Sense of humour (its essential jus so they can put up wi me!)
& Honesty, nowt worse than findin out u've been lied 2 by sum1 who thinks they can take u 4 a twat ya know, better 2 jus b honest & get it over wi

owt else after that is a bonus :o)

christ thats quite a shortlist!

my ideal partner should:
be on my wavelength (be able to debate all sorts of things with me, without making me angry by their ignorance/stupidity/unwillingness to learn, but equally without being intellectually highbrow and unwilling to explain)
be able to make me laugh
be able to laugh kindly at my daft northern ways
make my tummy go all fuzzy at the thought of them
enjoy snuggles. lots.
be more into staying in than going out, but not to the point of being a recluse
enjoy being outdoors and walking/horse-riding
not resent the time i spend with and talking about the horses
not follow fashion
not be at all bothered about celebrities
not smoke
preferably not be 160 miles away

My ideal partner should...

- Have the same political beliefs as me.
- Understand, and possibly share, my rather sarcastic sense of humour.
- Share my appreciations of bad sci-fi, good music and winding people up.
- Appreciate my attempts at cooking.
- Always be willing to learn new things.
- Know when I need comforting, know when I need my space and understand I'm pretty independent.
- Love cats, and my enthusiasm for said felines.
- Not have one of those disgusting fake mullets that seem to be fashionable nowadays.
- Not live in America.

And find me devastatingly attractive, of course. Which kind of limits things.

-- Edited by AliceH at 23:04, 2005-02-21

either am not picky enuff or u lot r all 2 fussy...

like i said earlier i jus look for basic stuff like nice eyes n smile, honesty, good personality n a sense of humour & that owt after that wer a bonus, the bonus stuff is:

NICE EYES
The kind u can quite happily look in2 for ages without getting bored
Cheeky little twinkle in em that says "i mite n i mite not u'll have 2 find out"
Sounds mad but the ones that kinda show wot they r thinkin/feelin

NICE SMILE
If it lights up a room thats cool
Again the kinda smiles 4 different things, especially if u know wot they r 4
Cant resist a cheeky grin, especially if theres the cheeky twinkle in eye

SENSE OF HUMOUR
Makes me laugh
Laughs at my jokes
Laughs wi me not at me
Can see the funny side to pretty much everything

GOOD PERSONALITY
little bit cheeky
sweet
cuddly
bit mad
happy 2 teach me new things
happy 2 learn stuff from me
laid back/chilled out most of time
honest (even if they r a little blunt at times)
accept that i dun really wanna talk bout me feelings n stuff & its nowt against them, all comes wi time like
trusts me & therefore doesnt feel the need to stalk me/talk people in2 spyin on me (its happened b4)
not possessive n obsessive
doesnt mess with peoples heads

Think that covers it all

who said that? *rubs eyes* is it drew, or...... jonathan rhys meyers?

kinda reminds me of the Top-Shop customer who explained over the phone to me that the reason she hadn't been able to make payments over the past 3 months (whilst shopping on her card regularly) was indeed because she was kidknapped

A good body.

A well-stocked body and a good fridge.

On reflection, my perfect partner would be like me but slightly shorter, with better abs and a sizable trust fund. (but I like the well-stocked fridge idea)

Not just lard, but butter, margarine, dripping, cooking oil oh so many things...

If you'll excuse me I need to go and change my trousers.

you're excusing me with Thai Dave i think there

yes i think i do

i meant confusing

i think

Johns lovely poem kinda inspired me 2 write 1 of my own

My perfect parter wud have 2 have
arms, legs, head n a pulse
be trustin n accept my drinks
happily come back 2 mine or whereever
& have no recollection in the mornin...

Do you think if you had a partner who was 100% perfect all of the time it would get boring?

Alberto darling, I fully agree. There is no such thing as a perfect partner. We strive to reach perfection in ourselves so that any imperfections in others become mere irrelevancies. Who is to say what's perfect in ourselves, vanity or lack of confidence can make us believe untruths about us in a way that others would be able to explain.

For the record, here's what I would consider a perfect male:
i) Someone who doesn't study chemistry.
ii) Someone who worships Bacardi as much as me.
iii) Someone who can say the words 'I Love you' when not under the influence of alcohol, and not because they can't think of anything else to say.
iv) Someone who isn't off their tits on LSD most nights of the year.
v) Someone I can have an intelligent conversation with, and who knows whats going on in the world outside of Fame Academy and Coronation Street.

Also, similar political and social viewpoints to me would help, i.e. an ardent Liberal, who sees the LIb Dems as a third political party, not a fringe party; and hence does not vote Labour just to avoid the Tories getting back into power.

I think I've come across a bit strong, but hell, celibacy's not SOOO bad when you've practised it for as long as I have.
Love to all the couples, singles, and even women and heterosexuals out there.
Steven. xx

Obviously it's the tits and arse people, come on! Also a tan, great teeth and a cracking sense of humour! Roll on ladies x

ill agree with that...

another revival that needs a new life

SO am i

Eight months after making my post, I'm dating someone who's allergic to cats, has facial hair, has different political beliefs and is a huge fan of sports.

Just goes to show that while you may have your own ideas of a perfect partner, you never know who else may come along.

You're there with simple already..... but I don't think you'll ever be clean

I think you should concentrate on your career