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Greetings one and all, it is me, fresh from my weekend away from you all back home in Iceland, and I must say I am delighted to see that the snow has followed me back to Leeds. It is truly as if I have a second home here. Oh rapture! I love you all but must cut my post short as I have some frolicing to do. Look out for me dancing amidst the beautiful snowflakes in Hyde Park. Oh, I shall make a snow bear, indeed, I shall sledge and I shall throw snowballs. Enjoy the snow everybody, I love you all.

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the snow had abated for the time being. dance for more snow, marg!

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Certainly Mr Lube, I will pray to Frey, goddess of the weather for more white joy to fall from our skies.

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when did you move to iceland, margaret? i always thought you were from alaska?

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Gettin ur alias's n cover stories mixed up? I know the CIA r after u furrball 4 ur part in trying to overthrow Greenland & tunr it in2 a communist state!

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Dear Margaret,

It would seem the snow really has followed all the way from home! I hope you are feeling a little less homesick for young Björk and the other cub. Perhaps tomorrow you could start us off on a game of "Dodge the pee-stained snowball" in Hyde Park. Oh joy, I do so LOVE snow!!!

Yours truly,

Sasha the one that looks like an Arab

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Why, I am a little embrarrased at such interest being taken in me, but if you wish I shall share a little of my background with you. Of course I am originally from Alaska, but later settled in Iceland. Here is a little of that story.

I wasn born in Alaska where I lived happliy for several years until one terrible day. We were taking an afternoon stroll down by the ice, working off our lunches and discussing literature when a groupd of poachers attacked us. I escaped along with my mother and siblings, but my father was less lucky. He was dragged away, screaming, oh I cannot continue I am sorry my friends I am still quite emotional please excuse me.

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Well looking at your past margaret, freud can c where u became lesbian... u had no father to please by breeding to make up for the fact you didnt have a penis.

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Originally posted by: NickyDyke85

"Well looking at your past margaret, freud can c where u became lesbian... u had no father to please by breeding to make up for the fact you didnt have a penis."


assuming, that is, that it was this event that tiggered it. margaret mentioned that they were discussing literature, so she cannot have been too young. unless it was thomas the tank engine. it is quite possilbe she led a full and exciting lesbianic life even before her father was taken so cruelly from her.

in fact, one might suppose the loss of a father would encourage heterosexual relationships, in order to regain some kind of father figure.

i do hope i haven't offended you, marge, by discussing your subconcious like this.

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maybe thats the case mike

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