go frumpy, go sexy or do both, featherdusters on the dancefloor... i'm the water i'm the dishes i'm the soap...she wears suits and buys him flowers smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes...you can even bring your baby... desperately seeking someone willing to travel... i was making myself the usual cup of tea when the doorbell strangely rang...
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he choked on the olive in his dry martini there was dismay from the friends he was close to and it may sound funny but it wasnt supposed to
yeah this theme is much easier for the ladies, though im looking forward to some comedy old lady drag. maybe.
and sleeper, those were the days. i had a picture of louise wenner on my wall to give my parents some vague hope of my heterosexuality. and now shes just a trashy novelist, its all too sad. if yr downloading, some top sleeper songs: nice guy eddie, inbetweener, what do i do now? (hell, anything off The It Girl) just avoid their cover of atomic - its shameful.
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he choked on the olive in his dry martini there was dismay from the friends he was close to and it may sound funny but it wasnt supposed to
My sister nicke my copy of that album and turned it into an ashtray... and I did love it so. She took my Alisha's Attic too... but I can live with that.
They only did that cover because Trainspotting couldn't get the rights to the original - I think they just said "Here, Louise and the gang - do a Blondie impression for us". Didn't work, did it?
Ah well.
I got my sis back by nicking her favourite Lush and Echobelly albums... ridiculously, I still quite like them...
Anyway - back to Desperate Housewives. Maybe I could go as that lovely gardener... that gives me (check watch) just over a couple of weeks to get sexy. Can I do that? I can do that. Can I? Just go crazy with the fake tan and lose about a stone. Failing that, it's back out with the sexy black bikini.
Nothing ridiculous about liking Lush and Echobelly, we quite regularly air single girl, ladykiller and great things at le phono. i never did quite recover from britpop, you can probably tell.
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he choked on the olive in his dry martini there was dismay from the friends he was close to and it may sound funny but it wasnt supposed to
In a word - saggy. Bah. Nothing two solid weeks with a medicine ball and no food wouldn't fix but, unfortunately, I like eating and I don't like heavy things.
Oh well, I've downloaded The It Girl now and I can remember all the words and everything! - "Summer '92, I remember it clearly, when he choked on the olive in his dry martini..."
It's the bikini then. Far more appropriate attire for my chest type anyway.
hey just bumping this up cos its this tuesday. very excited about desperate housewifery, several plans including:
a bake off: competition to bake the best cakes. washing line: to peg any requests on, and maybe dirty laundry. cleaning: what is under all the grime in phono?
i have the most amazing dress ever for £3.50 from scope on the headrow. saggy tights a go go! gonna be ace
