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Another silly list thread. When the official church of gay opens we suspect they will want to cheese up the services and worship god in a way more remeniscint of a Thursday night at mission. So post your suggestions for a gay hymn book. We shall start with Kylie of course...

Some can stand outright - Better the Devil You Know

Some can be altered with cringeworthy puns - I believe in You becomes I belive in God (it's funnier if you sing it)

Post away all of you who are bored.



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bored I am, so post I shall:

Like A Virgin - Madonna
Just Like A Prayer - Madonna
Your Disco Needs you - Kylie
Dancing Queen - Abba
Sister Act - Salve Regina

I think that covers the basics from me

when the church of Gay opens, I shall most happily join - if nobody minds me worhsipping gods and goddesses that is?

xx

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I think Sash, that there needs to be a religous connotation in the song title for this to work. Also the Sister Act song is called Hail Holy Queen :P (I'm feeling pedantic, sorry duck)

So:

Culture Club - Church of the Poison Mind
Meatloaf - I would do anything for Jesus (But I won't do that minger)
Traditional - God Save The Queens
Pink - God Gives us BJ's




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Linkin Park - I've become a nun I can;t feel you there...

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come, come, come into God's world
let him lift you up, up
high upon his love
oh wont you...
come, come, come into God's world

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I'm not sure why I think this is funny, but maybe The Clash - I fought the pope and the pope won?

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Now I've got u in my sights,
with these holy eyes


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i am duly chastised. sowwy.



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No Doubt - Hella Good

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i dont know how to live without God's love
i was born to make Him happy
cos he's the only one within my heart
i was born to make Him happy
always and forever in the clergy
thats the way its supposed to be
i dont know how to live without God's love
i was born to make Him happy

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i love bread and wine
its time for another mass in the church, baby
i love bread and wine
so come to the church and pray with me

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Wake me Lord, before you go-go,
don't leave me crucified like a yo-yo,
Wake me up, before You go-go,
I don't wanna miss it when You go on high...

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I walked into a church,
I passed along the way,
weeell I got down on my KNEES,
and I began to pray...
"I'd be safe and warm, Lord,
if I was in L.A..."

Caalifornia dealin'?
Just put me in L.A!

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Tori Amos - Crucify

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say Gods name say Gods name
when no-one is around you, say God i love you
cos he aint playing games
say Gods name say Gods name
stop acting kinda shady, just go to church baby
you gotta make a change

xx

{DC3 4eva hehe.}

-- Edited by Phil at 01:42, 2005-02-22

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anything by judas priest or the lost prophets.

or, and i hope blasphemy laws don't cover this: nine inch nails

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quote:
Originally posted by: ChipsAndLube
"anything by judas priest or the lost prophets.

or, and i hope blasphemy laws don't cover this: nine inch nails "


I would love to hear "Ram it down" or "point of entry" anytime in the church.

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I'd really like to hear "I am the god of hell fire" played in church jus 4 hell of it

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sound of the cathedral
the clangs of the bells go round and around
pews ready to overflow
and the choir getting down to the sound of the organ
the priests getting bread and wine
where they say come to church and you'll be fine
the hymns go around and round
its the sound of the minster, sound of the cathedral

girls-aloud-stylee xx

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Not in the gay church Phil, Thou shalt not worship false pop idols

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Come off it Adam they r pretty fit! n i've seen them in flesh, Cheryl = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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One for the Vicars - That Anastacia classic Choirboys and Kisses

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Hymn XXII: Joline - Dolly Parton (henceforth known to all in the Church of Gay as 'Dolly the Magnificent and Exalted One')

Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Loooooord...
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my man!
Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Loooooord,
please don't take him just becuz you caaan...

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair,
with ivory skin, and eyes of emerald greeen...

Your smile is like a breath of spring,
your voice is soft like summer rain,
and I cannot compete with you oh Lord -

he talks about You in his sleep,
and there's nothing I can do to keep from
crying, when he calls Your name oh Lord!

Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Loooooord...
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my man!
Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Loooooord -
please don't take him just becuz you caaan...

Hymn XXII has its origins in the story of the life of Dolly the Magnificent and Exalted One, whose first love left her to become a member of the clergy of That Religion. Sob.

N.B. this is a work of fiction. No portrayal of actual persons, places, things, or belief systems is intended by this post. Dolly Parton and 'Joline' are copyright Dolly Parton.

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