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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i've decided to pimp my ride by purchasing shít accessories off ebay. i intend to do this all for under 20 quid. so here's the challenge: find me stuff to chav up my wheels and post suggestions here. the specimen in question is a 4-door '97 corsa 1.4l in grey. i'm also missing one wheel trim

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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Gimme the lesbian toolkit & I'll happily help u pimp it!!! Can I please? I promise I won't take it apart :o)

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Bingo Whore

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my mum just got me a nodding dog to have in my car. she just randomly bought it for me. it's so cute. but i wouldn't dare have it in my car, so it's on my window sill in my room. i'd let you have it, but i've fallen in love with it.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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mike's in love with a mut!

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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bet its dog rough

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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love and thank yous to evie who helped me sort my battery problem before!

don't worry nic, you can both have a fiddle next time something goes wrong. but no taking things off and putting them back 'just to see what happens', right?

where would i be without lesbians?

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Pieces of me you've never seen

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Is that another riddle?


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You would probably be in front of a set of doors with some weird old git talking crap to you in the hope that you will choose the right one

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While you might not have £100 to spend, why not treat yourself, and make your lowly Corsa into a Disco car of the future?

Failing that, there's always a Macarena car horn.

Ah, eBay, how I love thee.


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Alice you are a genius! If I had a car I'd snap one right up just to annoy everyone.

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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Alice I love ya 4 bringin that 2 attention. Dave u have 2 get one of these please, please please, I'll more than gladly help u fit it!!!!

The Micro Reversing Horn can be easily fitted in 15 minutes with the minimum of tools and skill, all you need is a drill, two small screws to attach the horn to your bodywork. An in-line fuse is recommended to protect from voltage surges, and a switch if required.


Drill and attach the horn to the desired place on the vehicles bodywork, Attach the Black earth wire to the bodywork. Connect the Red wire to the live on your battery or live source with an in-line fuse and switch, Alternatively use the live wire from your reverse light in the boot of your car.

Can be wired directly to your reverse light to work automatically

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instead of the expense of buying fluffy dice or a soft toy to hang from your rear view mirror, why not just go into the park and bag a squirrel. they brighten up the dullest of car interiors, especially if it's a messy kill.

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and to replace the missing hub cap, why not peel off the pancake that got stuck to the ceiling on shrove tuesday. decorate it with pva and sparkles, and you'll have the flashiest car in town.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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lovin the pancake idea. i could just make four pancakes now, leave them to go hard, spray them silver, et voilà.

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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REVERSING HORN!!!!

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go faster stripes!?

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Make speed holes like on the Simpsons!

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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LEt me at it, please dave get the gear n lets get pimpin!

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