im quite embarrassed to admit this, but in my moment of blondness ive jus done the following......
i got out a mug and a glass, i put a teabag n sweetener in the mug, went over to the fridge, got out the apple juice for the glass. i went back over to the glass and proceeded to pour the aple juice in with the teabag. i feel sooooo thick. i do make myself laugh sometimes tho!
have any of u had STOOPID moments of madness such as this that u would like to share?
Using shampoo to wash my face in the shower this morning, and then for breakfast, turning a mug upside down when it was full of water to check if it was microwave safe. And putting a pair of knickers on over my tights... a good look on a superhero, but otherwise not necessary.
i was on the phone to my mum. then suddenly i thought, where is my phone and proceeded to look for it for 10mins. til i realised it was in my ear the whole time. xx
this is so TOTALLY embarassing but yeah, at college one day, i went in wearing my tracksuit pants back to front. i didn't notice till i reached for something in my pocket. i then looked around worriedly to see if anyone had noticed, and then slowly made my way out of the common room and to the toilets....haha :( i only lived round the corner from my college so yeah......D:
i get my mentality from my mum. she went to get petrol on her dinner break once and thought, "it's a nice day, i'll walk". she got out of her office and 5 minutes down the road before she realised her boo boo.
then there was the time she drove to work with her handbag on the roof. she noticed when she did a mum-style braking manoeuvre at the traffic lights and the bag flew off and twatted the car in front.
and she's forever looking for her glasses while she's wearing them. i know for a fact that i'm not adopted.
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
Yesterday at work I collected an ashtray and placed it on the bar only to realise that someone has put their cigarette butt on the napkin that was in it, but not stubbed it out... Fearful of a fire and noticing that it was starting to sparkle a bit, I thought ah ha! and took hold of said napkin thinking to douse it with some fine water. Not so cleverly however I was only focusing on the fact that the napkin was catching alight, rather than the fact that there was a cigarette butt involved which had set it alight, and merrily tipped the contents of the ashtray into a bin (the was full, with contents being contained by a bin bag) along with the offending cigarette butt... Thinking I had saved the day I drenched the napkin under a tap (after beating it had failed to put out the sparkingness) and that was that...
.....Until my supervisor pointed out that the cigarette butt i'd tipped into the bin had now set the bin bag alight and he had to squirt it with the soda water hose to put out the sparkiling... Luckily it didn't actually turn into a mega flames scenario, just a bit of sparking/smouldering/singeing/smoking from the poor bin bag.... But it could have all turned out so differently.... If only I'd just drenched the whole ashtray when I had the chance... If only the silly person hadn't put their cigarette butt on the napkin without stubbing it out.... if only.... if only.... *sigh*.....
And that is my story.
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Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behaviour!!
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Also, once a few years ago I was at a sink, about to commence shaving of an arm region (or perhaps it was my beard...) As I was standing at the sink, I lifted my arm (with hand holding to my razor) to look at my shoulder.. As I did so, I stepped backwards, slipped on the wet floor, and managed somehow to shave the front of the top of my head. I felt like my world had ended and spent a good 10 minutes staring in horror at the strands of my locks that now lay forlornly in the sink.... After debating whether I should shave my entire head so that it all matched this missing patch in front I decided against this.... And I would like to thank the comb-over for its services to my forehead until this injustice had been rectified..
I also once agreed to go to the shops with my mum, only to step out of the car and realise I was wearing slippers...
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Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behaviour!!
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quote: Originally posted by: EmilyL " I also once agreed to go to the shops with my mum, only to step out of the car and realise I was wearing slippers..."
Nothing wrong with wearing one's slippers outside! In fact, I think most of Headingley has seen me in my fluffy purple slippers.
My madness this morning? Getting a cup out, adding milk, pouring on hot water, and drinking it without realising there was no teabag. Getting senile in my old age...
i was on the bus this morning, sat there quietly listening to the radio, watching the world go by. then i started to pay attention to what was going on on the bus, and i noticed the guy sat in front of me, and the colour of his hair. without thinking i started touching it, admiring the fact it was in such good condition despite the fact copious amounts of bleach had been used on it. i then realised that i was caressing the back of this total strangers head, and promptly stopped. that was my moment of madness for today. he never even acknowledged the fact i was doing it though, which seems strange.
quote: Originally posted by: ChallengeTheMighty " he never even acknowledged the fact i was doing it though, which seems strange."
are you kidding? if someone started stroking the back of my head on the bus, there's no way in hell i'd make any kind of eye contact with them, let alone ask what they were doing.
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alright stop, collaborate and listen,
ice is back with a brand new invention
i think this may b a moment of complete an utter lost my brain. the bottom of my hair is now purple, well is in the process of becoming purple.....an the top will have flashes of blonde. o dear o dear xxxxx
