ok, i have a female friends who is obsessed with gay men, believes every man is gay and wishes they were (she is straight so i dont understand). well, anyway, she gets angry with me whenever i say that she is clearly a fag hag. however, she has decided she should be called the master of gay instead. i think this could send out lots of wrong messages though. so can i AXE you, which do you prefer!? and do you have any other terms for such a lady......so i can annoy her.
yes im very bored. i just stumbled in from my first night out in headingley - i only moved here last saturday. um, i go die now.
try 'fruit fly', fag hag mark II' or ' annoying bint who hangs around queers like a fly on sh1t'.
i prefer option 3 myself. and tell her, she's a stupid fag hag anyway for wanting to call herself 'master of gay' when she's a silly breeder and always will be
teehee!!
me xx
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FRUIT FLY!!! Sweeeet lord that one is so hilarious.
as for me i dont have a faghag whos obsessed with gay men and comes out gay clubbing, altho i do hav loads of girlfriends who probably thinks me as a fashion accesorie..haha
and they always say "ah yong if only u were str8"
why do they always say that?? i kno they wouldnt be interested in me even if i were str8..
well i doubt many people have friends that are like clare.....she is certainly unique. and she isn't ginger. i wouldn't associate with a ginger person, obviously.
if you are a fashion accessory how do the girls wear you then, yongee? piggy back!?!/ haha
why wouldn't they be interested in you if you were straight!?!? do you repulse them!?!/
quote: Originally posted by: Arsecandle "well i doubt many people have friends that are like clare.....she is certainly unique. and she isn't ginger. i wouldn't associate with a ginger person, obviously. most of my friends are male and straight D:--"
Well ginger people wouldnt want asssociate with you either. So there!
Why do I seem to defend my hair colour more than my sexuality?
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You can call her "A gay man trapped in the poorly-designed body of a female".
She clearly can't be Master of the Gay, because she is female, and only males can be Masters. She could try for Mistress of the Gay, but it just sounds worse. Call her your wife, or your bítch. Or "Some woman who just started following me around one day, I haven't been able to get rid of her since". That way she knows where she stands.
