our very own margaret does have a chequered past now, doesn't she. an ill-wisher from back home has sent me some stills from a video margaret made with a few friends back when she was a little short of cash. bjork and margaret junior had to be fed, and poor margaret had to resort to some rather drastic money making techniques, before she had ever heard of coke.
but i'm sure we can forgive and forget, can't we.
i only include the pictures for completeness. i by no means intend to propogate scandal.
the film starts off innocently enough, with margaret and her lover performing a gentle, stately waltz. i've a feeling the soundtrack at this point was schubert.
as things started hotting up, margaret has her nipples tweaked by the anonymous lady.
but most shockingly, there is even some inter-species lovin' going on. well, whatever turns you on, margey dear.
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don't be so sure. out of respect for our queen, i omitted the following still, which comes from the climax of the film (as it were). however, i feel the society has a right to see it. it is my bounden duty to provide you with the photographic evidence. be warned: the subject matter is distinctly alarming.
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I'm not sure. I thought that ad-targeting services were based on the forum's content, but I've not seen any adverts for minge or saving polar bears yet. I guess it's due to the German hokey cokey thread.
Also, that Manics avatar is strangely captivating. I can't stop staring at it.
i'm not mean, i just thought the society ought to know about these atrocities. though quite how you intended to keep an 8 foot vol au vent hidden, i'm not sure.
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Why Mike, I am shocked and disapointed at the level to which you will put down others in order to attempt to gain cheap laughs from others. I pity you.
margaret, my dear, where have you re-surfaced from? co-incidentally, the zoo keepers from london zoo left last week, have you been hiding from them again? i do hope you are alright, i hope you are going to get involved in queer week, mayhap we shall see you helping out on the stall? xx
quote: Originally posted by: Margaret "Why Mike, I am shocked and disapointed at the level to which you will put down others in order to attempt to gain cheap laughs from others. I pity you."
i must insist, margaret, on correcting you. i was not putting you down, i was not taking the mick. i heartily respect all career moves towards the pornography industry, yours included. i was just a little surprised at the content. inter-species sex and cub sex are not to be taken lightly. but i know you didn't choose to do it. in fact, i'm highlighting the levels to which polar bears have to degrade themselves in order to survive. i'm shining a spotlight on inequality. margaret, i salute you for making it through the hard times. i'm sorry adam ate one of your cubs, i really am.
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adam ran in and snatched the body as the camera cut away. then he took it to a pastry chef in the dordogne, who sautéed the baby polar bear, and made a creamy cub vol-au-vent.
lock up your pets!
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
