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I caught you a delicious bass.

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right you lot im bored as a bored mans bored thing and i was just wondering if you had any ideas about what i can do tonight that does not include spending loads of money, doing university work and abusing myself into a coma. come on guys help me out.

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Vodka! Books!

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stand on your head an try drink water without spiling

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I don't vote Tory!

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you could have a big gay gang bang with your big gay housemates?

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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that sounds fun!

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Pieces of me you've never seen

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I've just eaten six Tesco Chewy and Crisp ceral bars.

That was quite fun.

It's not my fault the sent me an extra pack that I didn't order!


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Butter Me Up!

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I ate six creme eggs one after the other a couple of days ago. If you're looking for food-related fun, I'd go with John's suggestion.

I'd vote for illegally downloading a movie from the 'net. Takes a couple of hours, but it's free.

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w00t - 2 creme eggs, 4 packs of pork scratchings, 5 cans of red bull (and counting), a bottle of ginger beer, 2 glasses of schnapps and a tin of pineapple slices, and it's not even midnight yet. When I pull an all-nighter, it becomes something of an indulgence.

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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alberto gave me a mr kipling fancy.

now i want some crisps...

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Pieces of me you've never seen

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Haha. i can just imagine Al brezzing in with a platter of fondante fancies.

:)

ARRGGHHH I SHOULD BE DOING MY ESSAY!! WHAT THE FU CK AM I DOING!

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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talking about cakes dear. GET WRITIN!

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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im still bored as fook! someone help me

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Queen of Quips

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have you tried watching a film? or how about repainting your room?

alternatively, spend your night seducing will into your bed. or get stoned.

or get will and dale and rob to have a threesome and film it!

me
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I caught you a delicious bass.

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i need to get laid and that image has not really helped me a whole lot!!!!!!

anyway im bored of having them shagging each other for my entertainment. watching three hot straight men getting it on is not as entertaining as you might think if you get it every night

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Queen of Quips

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hmm, i can see that actually.

i suggest you use the resource i have used before now - taxi drivers, lol. that is certainly not one of the better points of my life...

you know, i have totally gone off sex to the point it's beginning to slightly repulse me...i wonder if i ought to see a doctor about that, lol?

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*Censored*

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re-engage with sex

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Why not try doing 'Das Hokey Cokey' in your bedroom....
I find it works a treat...

Alternatively Drew, you could watch Hook and do the special me, you and Ross dance!!

I have just had 2 sandwiches and 2 fondant fancies (cheers Al), and like Miss Kirkman am also not doing an essay that I should be....alas, oh no....

Love to all, Em.xx

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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Sash, get 2 a Dr lad!!!!

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Queen of Quips

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Oh if only I had some fondante fancies here, I would be so much happier.

I'm thinking I'll tell the doc next time I see him. Maybe I'm becoming asexual? Gay asexual....odd combination

hmm. ponder.

me
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p.s. Adam, I'd rather re-engage with some chocolate, lol...



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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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chocolate is good!!!

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"I'm thinking I'll tell the doc next time I see him. Maybe I'm becoming asexual? Gay asexual....odd combination "


Gaysexual?

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Queen of Quips

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most asexuals would call it Gay-A or something like that...

go to www.asexuality.org...very informative.

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Gay Lord

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I was actually told by several acquaintances that they reckoned I was totally asexual before I came out... very peculiar... little did they know...

Sash, I'm sure you'll get your mojo back. Eventually. Just click your heels together three times etc... (that or steal some pig testosterone and some syringes from your local veterinary practice)

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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quote:
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"I was actually told by several acquaintances that they reckoned I was totally asexual before I came out...
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a-sexual machine i bet

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Queen of Quips

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lol, like the pun drew!

hmm. i have wondered for a while if i'm going asexual...probably just a dip I guess.

am currently thinking of tattoo I would want in the future. think I will use one of my own, previous designs...

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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have a tatoo of a big pink neon arse!

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