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AlbyFC


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I've listened to this song, from Les Miserables, three times today. It's driving me mad... with laughter.

Dave keeps hearing "c'unt" in the lyrics, and I keep remembering the show and trying to remember at what point the character spat in someone's drink. :oP

Anyway...

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How can someone hear 'c'unt' in 'Master of the House'? I think Nic's tendency to hear 'minge' at random points in songs is rubbing off on Dave!

Anyway. I like that song. Nothing shocks parents and teachers more than singing it in the Year 9 talent show at school.

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My Spanish housemate and I have searched for the lyrics online and we've been having lots of fun.

I can see why parents were shocked! What a wife he had!

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"How can someone hear 'c'unt' in 'Master of the House'? I think Nic's tendency to hear 'minge' at random points in songs is rubbing off on Dave!

Anyway. I like that song. Nothing shocks parents and teachers more than singing it in the Year 9 talent show at school. "


Nic hears minge in songs because she either shouts or uses the Buffy swearing keyboard to add them herself. Hence her music collection including Queen's Mingehemiam Rhapsody, Led Zepplin's Stairway to Minge and the Clash's I fought the Minge.

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Not to mention 'Bitter Sweet Minge' by The Verve, 'Smells Like Teen Minge' by Nirvana, 'All You Need is Minge' by The Beatles, and especially for you Adam, 'The Power of Orange Minge' by Tori Amos...

You've made me get out my Les Mis CD, Alby! My flatmates'll love me this morning.


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Sweet Child of Minge is brilliant!!! I think MINGE should b used in every song at random points as it brightens it up!

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'Can't Get You Out Of My Minge' (ooh your minge is all I think about)....

Or wha about Tiffany - 'I Think We're a Minge Now'

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Oi! Stop talking about minge in my thread! This is all about Master of the House!

Kidney of a horse,
liver of a cat,
filling all the sausages
with this and that.

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minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge minge mige minge minge minge minge

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I smell women
Smell 'em in the air
Think I'll drop my anchor
In that harbor over there

Lovely ladies
Smell 'em through the smoke
Seven days at sea
Can make you hungry for a poke

Oops, sorry. Wrong Les Mis song! :P

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'every minge must go', by the manics is a classic.

also, shakira's wonderful album, 'minge service' cannot be forgotton. nor 'jingle minge', the yule classic.

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and Mariah Carey's All I want for Xmas is Miiiiiiiinge baby

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JohnK


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How about Minge Minge Minge by the Minges

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Not to mention Sheryl Crow's Everday is a winding minge, Oasis' Cigarettes and Minge and Shirley Bassey's theme from the film Mingeraker

I think i might be prolonging this joke past its useful lifespan

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Shirley Bassey has got the Minge....

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anastacia - one day in your minge

ewwwwww

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Scissor sisters - Minge is the victim

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your once twice three times a minge
burning down the minge by tom jones
wurthering minge by kate bush


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Lady Sings the Minge
Je T'aime (Minge Non Plus)
Hounds of Minge

And, expanding into a range of genres:

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Minge
Mingey Poppins
Button Minge
Minges Are Not The Only Fruit
Minge! The Musical
Minge's Elevn
(etc)
Minge Mingey McMinge Mingey Mingeface Minge.

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lord of the minge
bang bang, my baby shot my minge
how many minges must a man walk down
brown eyed minge
mingeing in the moonlight
pappas got a brand new minge
im a minge man
im waiting for my minge
all i want for christmas is minge
blue suede minge
rock around the minge
im just a minge machine
supercala-minge-alisticexpialidocious
the day we caught the minge
i believe in minge

im sure there are a hundred more but i cant be arsed!


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The mingearena and the cha cha minge have fascinating dances.

Because I am bored -

Knowing Minge, Knowing You
House of the rising minge
Hapiness is a warm minge
Why do fools fall in minge?
The man with the golden minge
Minge! I feel like a woman

I'm going to go and bat the lightbulbs for entertainment now

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scissor sisters - filthy mingeous

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Diana Ross and the Supremes sing about Minge a lot of the time:

Where did our minge go?
Why do fools fall in minge?
Stop! in the name of minge
Ain't no minge high enough


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Muse - Plug In Minge

Radiohead - Minge Police

Deepest Blue - Deepest Minge

Queen - I want to ride my Minge

Snap - Rhythm is a Minge

The Darkness - I believe in a thing called Minge

Marvin Gaye - The Minge Song (The world is just a great big minge!)

Bob Dylan - You're a Big Minge Now

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Now for the musicals...

MINGEY POPPINS:

A Spoonful of Minge
Supercalifragilistiexpiamingeoucious (sorry, Drew!)
Minge-Minge-Miree
A Mingey Day
Step in Minge
Sister Mingerette
Feed the Minges

THE SOUND OF MINGE

The Lonely Minger
Edelminge
I Am Sixteen, Going on Mingeteen
I Have Confidence in Minge
Do Re Minge

THE WIZARD OF MINGE

Over the Minge
We Welcome You To Minge Land
Follow the Yellow Brick Minge
We're Off to See the Minge
The Merry Old Land of Minge

Other titles of musicals.... MINGEOUSEL, OKLAMINGEA, MINGEOR/MINGEORIA, WHITE MINGES, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY MINGE, MEET ME IN ST MINGE, A MINGE IS BORN, FUNNY MINGE, DOCTOR DOOLIMINGE, MY FAIR MINGE, and many others.

And I'll never start a thread ever again!!!!!


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A funny thing happened on the way to the minge
Little shop of minge
the Minge Horror Show
Jesus Christ Superminge
Joseph and his amazing technicolour minge
Copacamingea
and the Buffy Musical Once more with minge

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the Minge Horror Show

Otherwise known as 'Nic's room at 7am on a Sunday morning'. You really don't want to see her doing the Minge Warp.

Oh dear. I can't believe this thread is still going.

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Theeeere's a minge... Over at the Frankenstein place

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minge fiction.

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because it's homo tonight:

It's raining minge
Holding out for a minge
Reach for the minge
Minge machine
Lose my minge
Crazy in minge


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anastacia's unforgettable 'left outside a minge'

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the smiths - there is a minge that never goes out
u2 - hold minge thrill minge, kiss minge, kill minge,
the doors - riders on the minge

was anybody else at the luums charity concert a few weeks back when they did carmingea burana?

I should go to bed

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Yes, I was at Carmingea Burana, in the choir, and I apologise for the fishy smell.

"Minge minge minge.... totus flores minge..."

Ugh. Why am I up?

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Tori Amos Classics:

Sleeps With Minges
Raspberry Minge
Cornflake Minge
I can't see Minge
Minge
Minge

MINGE

MINGE

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defacing the good Tori Amos with your mingeness. How dare you!!! I may just rip up your ticket now and stamp on it!

Although....raspberry minge....perhaps its a dental dam flavour.

Ally

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What are you doing on the boards, Dr Alison?!



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Gracing them with my divine presence. Otherwise known as work avoidance *shrug* Procrastination is the key.

Ally

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It is.

Have you had your tea yet?

lol


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Haha. I have. But I'm hungry again so I may just morph into Irritable Lesbian at *any* moment.

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*logs off and gets under covers*

a hungry lesbian is a dangerous lesbian.



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I have been listening to Boys for Pele today. Hence -

Caught a lite Minge
In the springtime of his minge
Talula (the minge mix)
Professional Minge


Edit: I forgot

the mingekeeper
pick out your minge

-- Edited by Adam at 01:17, 2005-03-22

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meat loaf - like a minge out of hell
sex pistols - anarchy in the minge
marilyn manson - disposable minge
jacko - smooth minge
shakira - underneath your minge
queen - bohemian minge
catatonia - way beyond minge
bon jovi - you give minge a bad name
bjork - pagan minge
radiohead - fake plastic minge
nina simone - feelin minge

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I am bored again, my essay is going badly. So...

Boulevard of broken minge
Stuck in a minge you can't get out of
Minge over troubled water
The man with the child in his minge
Rainy days and minges

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minge across the mersey by gerry and the mingemakers x

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We should really touch on daytime TV minge while we're at it:

Bargain minge
Minge under the hammer
Bing bop-be-do dah I want that minge
Fifteen to minge
Mingesale challenge
60-minute mingeover
The 1 o'clock minge

And I'm sure there's mingey more

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Pimp my MINGE

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Minge in the attic

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GMTV - good MINGE tv

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the weakest minge
can't minge won't minge
ready steady minge


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mingesummer murders
only fools and minges
extreme minge survival
dr minge
through the minge hole
minge she wrote
diagnosis minge
the minge files
changing minges
my parents are minges
spongebob mingepants
the weakest minge
the incredible minge
mork and mingey
bear with a big blue minge
doctor Quimm: minge woman
master minge




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