Crew Cuts... are an ideal way to hide the bald spot when gay men start exiting their ‘chicken’ era and find themselves in their mid thirties and forties. A balding pate can be sexy when it’s camouflaged with a close No 1 or shaven head - just look at Jason Lock Stock Statham and Bruce Willis for fine examples.
I don't really need to make a witty comment here, do I? :P