I'll see how much of a 'death to germs' mood I'm in when I get there tomorrow... bathrooms are always very satisying to clean, but yours is beyond ming.
i stand by my comments of the other night, dave. you are actually the laziest person in the world. who asks people to come and clean their house for them?
but i don't want to put off prospective cleaners. it does need it.
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alright stop, collaborate and listen,
ice is back with a brand new invention
Anway if you would like to make this an official society event let me know and we can have a report on how it went at the mext committe meeting. Don't forget to fill in a risk assessment form now.
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I reserve... I reserve... I have a reservation... I HAVE a reservation.. What do you mean its not in the computer?
risk assessment? i'd love to see a risk assessment for cleaning the FHoD. i think as events officer, that's nic's job to fill it in.
disposal of chicken surprise:
risk factor 6 - may result in multiple deaths likelihood factor 5 - almost certain total risk = 6 x 5 = 30 = the union will not permit this event to take place
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
Put half a cup of ordinary vinegar (not balsamic, dahling!) down the crapper, leave to brew for half an hour, then scrub gregariously. After that, get one of those Bloo tablets in the cistern, it'll be blue!!
Good luck with the chores guys 'n' gals. I was going to come along this avo but have come down with a nasty cold that was prolly the result of breathing everyone's germs at Mission last week and am feeling like death warmed up. At least it would have protected me from the smell
I'll really miss the fish finger sandwich with salad cream though. All those lovely e numbers could get me high like Stingray..... I can dream! Nothing like a bit of ADHD to keep you active
We found: A half rotten aubergine, A liver fluke/flatworm masquerading as mouldy tea-goo in the teapot, A fish pie/omelette that had just been left in a cupboard for weeks, Many dodgy stains, A chicken surprise, Gip-worthy smells throughout, 13p And a partridge in a pear tree.
Before/after pictures will follow, once i've kicked dave's ass into vacuuming the kitchen floor and putting away all the clean cutlery.
I will pay anyone in money/cakes/sexual favours if they can get me out of Claxby, in the middle-of-nowhere Lincolnshire.
Please? The only food items left in the house are some black onions, spam, corned beef, some Lea and Perrins and some green brandy butter that's been in the fridge since January.
if ur that desperate come n join me back in chezzy & take up work wi me, its early mornin start til afternoon but proper easy work plus it's kinda fun scrappin wi the x n windin my bosses up - they put me where they'd thought I'd b least disruptive cos i used 2b on supper service & the occasional dinner service, livenin things up so they put me on prep side (no services) managed 2 cause mayhem within 5 mins of the supper service lot startin other day :o)
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Waaaaaaaaaa! How is it that I've only just caught wind of this cleaning thingummy? I would have done it all, had some1 let me know! I've been wanting to do it for months, but a certain Spaniard wouldn't have ne of it, grr! Ah well, at least it's clean now i suppose, but it remains to be seen as to whether it's up to my standards or not? For future reference, all cleaning jobs must go through me first, humph!
Ps - Dave, the secret to keeping it clean is to tidy up as you go along, rather thatn once every 2 or 3 years!
