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JohnK


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I just got a call from the Temp agency that I am registered with telling me I am going to be filing for 3 days at the University of Manchester.

Deep Joy.

I just thought maybe you lot could suggest something a little more interesting I could do to earn money.

Realistic jobs / Cash donations especially welcome.

J

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Johnk

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Laura


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selling urself as a gay male escort? could be quite a bit of money in it....

erm sorry i dnt have much helpful advice, sorry

i dnt even have any for myself which is the depressing part

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JohnK


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That was a predictable now wasn't it Laura.

Tut Tut

3/10.

See me.


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Johnk

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Ally


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You could sell the Big Issue.



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Laura


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see you?
no thanx
well we had to get past the predictable ones to get to the interesting ones, its gotta b done

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AliceH


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Buy cheap CDs from charity shops, and sell them on to music affecionados either via Amazon z-shops or eBay, or through word of mouth. I've made several hundred pounds doing this since I left for uni.

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JohnK


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Wow, good idea Alice!



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Johnk

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Adam


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On a similar theme, carve the face of the virgin mary into your toast and sell that on ebay to a foolish american.

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yongee


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hehe i got paid hundred pounds a day just by standing next to the NINtendo DS game consoles, "promoting" them..

u just hav to kno ur contacts john,

and as for the escourt service, i had a naive mate who believed that there was some escourt service out there which didnt involve sex so he was thinkin about becoming one.

dumbass

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ChipsAndLube


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i'm whoring my ass out to yorkshire bank. i think that's the lowest of the low.

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"i'm whoring my ass out to yorkshire bank. i think that's the lowest of the low."


what, as a cashpoint?

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ChipsAndLube


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quote:
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what, as a cashpoint?"


yes, that's it.

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Arsecandle


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ooooooooooh agencies make me so cross. especially ones that ask you ridiculous questions. "Are you punctual!?" "haha what" The world revolves around agencies nowadays.

filing is exciting to the max!

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ChipsAndLube


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"are you punctual?"

"well i'm good at full stops but i use commas like salt and pepper."

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Arsecandle


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i love it when they have you do typing tests on keybaords that don't really work properly.

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AliceH


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While this is tenuously related, my lovely American ex-girlfriend did a data entry test, and was beaten by a person with hooks for their hands.

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Arsecandle


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those tests are just rubbish anyway and not any real indication of someones ability to work. ooooooooooooooh i hate agencies!

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ChipsAndLube


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when i was doing my teacher training i sat the standards in literacy test and noticed many grammatical errors in the on-screen instructions :)

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