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TOPIC: Fat Adam's Fat Meal
Fat based dishes
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Chocolard
26.1%
Lard nuggets
8.7%
Lard on sticks
17.4%
Lard Soufle
17.4%
Lard l'orange
17.4%
Margarine (the low fat option)
8.7%
Other bad lard jokes
4.3%
Adam
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I like jumping on bandwagons! So... What would you like to eat at mine???
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NickyDyke85
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MINGE!!!! - U asked!
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Well, in keeping with the theme you will have to lube up with lard beforehand.
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thats fine
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AliceH
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I'm a vegetarian, and on a diet. Is it okay if I lube up with low-fat sunflower spread?
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nope, its gotta b lard! Unless u bribe me n i'll c 2 it that u can have low-fat stuff
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JohnK
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Mmm Lard.Can I have Jello-Moulded Lard? What you do is you melt the lard and find some cool/humourous jelly moulds and let it set! Waaa-laaaaa
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I think the LGBT should club together and
buy Adam an 'Even Jesus Ate Lard' t-shirt
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What size?
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HUGE so he can store spare blocks of lard in it in case he gets hungry durin day
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i would wear it, but I don't wear yellow it makes me look washed out.
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lards white
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ChipsAndLube
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not if it's stored in our fridge
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true
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PeterJ
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lards white
But the T-shirt isn't.
It's yellow.
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Indeed. I am glad somebody else has noticed that.
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I might cook up a batch of yellow lard. In the spirit of Easter, and all...
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we can make a lard meringue using just lard and egg yolk-- for the yellow colour that is x
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A lard pavolva!
On MSN yesterday, Adam told me he'd consider eating a 25g stick of chocolard for £12.50.
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Chip in kids! Altho Dave's better value 4 money, £10 n u get 2c him eat contents of ashtray
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annie
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A lard pavolva!
What's that?! Sounds genital-related - or some kind of weaponry?
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its Alice's special dildo 4 vegetarians who've fallen off wagon :oP
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Hey, at 19p a packet, I challenge you to find a cheaper dildo.
At least it's not held together with white tac like yours is, Nic.
-- Edited by AliceH at 19:03, 2005-03-27
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Lard. The fat of 1000 uses.
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its only held 2gether wi white tack cos john ripped it apart on the otley run
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