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NickyDyke85


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In honour of sex n all things gr8 we have decided 2 hold an auction 4 any1 wishing to break Alice in, jus say how much u'd want payin 4 the job, cheapest offer wins...

Get bidding!!!

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NickyDyke85


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4got 2 mention, closing date is when we find sum1 we think wud b suitable 4 Alice 2 get shagged by... suitable can either be, we genuinley like them or it'd jus b a classic comic event

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Arsecandle


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is she that rotten?!?

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Laura


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thats not nice puttin a low bid in, ur worth more than that! sooo..... ill say erm lemme think .....£2.37

nt sure what to write here

-- Edited by Laura at 13:06, 2005-03-28

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tis all a bit weird really if you ask me

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NickyDyke85


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doin a special public service 4 alice, gettin her sex 4 less... she did ask me 2 help her :o)

so first bids in at £2.37 any advances people?

I put forward my last 14p! n a tin of heinz beans borrowed off me mum

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£2.36

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AliceH


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Surely I'm worth less than this?

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Adam


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Richard will do it for a cheesecake, which only costs about £1.50 in Morrisons I believe.

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£1.49 or 2 for £2.50

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We have a new lowest offer...

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richardyoung71


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That wasn't an offer!!
When I said I'll do anything for cheesecake I didn't mean sleeping with girls!

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Laura


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erm........£2 an this itch i have on my leg

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NickyDyke85


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15p, i found 1p earlier so my funds have gone up

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Adam


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Thats almost a bar of lard. Keep saving Nic!

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NickyDyke85


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i dun want lard tho son... jus sex...

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Adam


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Have both, at the same time even. Treat yourself.

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AliceH


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We had this discussion earlier. Lard sex doesn't work, because it melts and gets too greasy.

Hm, currently looks like you'll get to do the deed, Nic. Shame really, as Laura's itch was quite tempting.

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Laura


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o well i now dont have £2.30, i have the change from my bus fare, which is £0.10 an the itch is still there, although moved to my arm, stil waitin to b taken

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Rosy


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Emmmmm fink i cud stretch 2 £1.99 oh no only got £1.52 will that do?

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I'm saving up my non-existent tips from the golf club. Although, on Easter Sunday the booss did let me take home 4 creme eggs and a sweaty handful of mini-eggs. Any good, Alice?

;o)

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NickyDyke85


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5p n a fag

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Laura


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ill give u however much i can sell myself for

-- Edited by Laura at 23:20, 2005-03-29

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NickyDyke85


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that makes no sense...

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Laura


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it does, ill pay alice whatever i can go make by sellin myself, be it less than 5p and a fag

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NickyDyke85


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makes more sense now :o)

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richardyoung71


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I thought the idea of this auction was Alice was gonna pay someone to sleep with her. Or has it reversed so far, that now people are paying Alice for sex?!

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Laura


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yes sorry i read wrong, bt if ppl r willing to pay, that must b a positive thing

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NickyDyke85


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5p?

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AliceH


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Initially I was going to pay. I did actually offer Dave a packet of Asda Smart Price fish fingers if he would do the deed.

Thankfully, you people are more generous.

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Adam


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What are you going to spend the money on?

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AliceH


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A quarter of a packet of lard.

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Laura


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on that note....i withdraw my bid

-- Edited by Laura at 18:49, 2005-03-30

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AliceH


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Looks like I'll be getting my hands on Annie's sweaty mini eggs.

Can we hurry up, though? She leaves the country soon, and I'm not going all the way to Germany for a shag.

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Laura


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say ull not use my money to buy lard, n i may put the offer back in

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