more quality journalism from the guardian!

where's my daily mail?

or that a block of lard makes an excellent skating rink for insects.

then again, the mail did inform us that we can kill a burglar. and that another commemorative diana plate is this season's must have, a reactionary gesture against that ho camilla. and i can't wait for camilla to die in a nasty accident and for the mail to lament her tragic life. and produce another plate. while the guardian runs a story on corsets.

love ya really, mike.