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The LGBT Poosie Stalk is coming soon...

The aim of the game is simple. Every participant is assigned a poosie, which will be released as a group outside the student union. They must then follow their poosie for a week, and be within sight range of their poosie when the week is up. Those who have not lost their poosies after this time will be declared the winners.

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- Each Poosie will be numbered, to prevent the appropriation of other contestants poosies when they aren't looking.

- Attaching your poosie to your body, particularly to the breasts will be punished by disqualification. This includes all forms of tape, glue, staples, or no more nails, but particularly nails. Asking a non-competing society member to nail the poosie to your breasts is also not allowed.

- Injuring, or intoxicating your poosie, or another contestants poosie so that it cannot walk will also be punished by disqualification. Coaxing your poosie into the Fishy House of Death and squatting to thereby imprison it is also a disqualifacatory offense

- All poosies must be in possession of at least 8 of their 9 lives by the end of the week

A sign up sheet for this event will be available for you to register at coffee hour soon.

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i hope mingix doesn't go anywhere soon.
i'm banking on him stealing me this trophy.

is there a trophy?

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Adam, I worry about you sometimes!

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There will be a trophy of course!

It should also be mentioned that there is a rule missing from the above post...

- All poosies will be coated in anti-intruder paint so that the event organisers will know if anybody has tried to pick up their poosie, or the poosie of another player.

And this gayers, is what you will be playing for...



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Oh! The trophy is beautiful! I'm going to enter now, otherwise Dave will win, and it will spend an eternity rotting in the FHoD.

Not too much anti-intruder paint, mind. Otherwise the poor poosies won't be able to run.

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does the poosie have to be in sight all week, or do we just have to be able to see it when the time is up? i think it should be in sight at all times. then a team of official ajudicators can ask participants to signal their poosie's whereabouts at any time by the use of an index finger. said ajudicator must then verify that the poosie is visible.

i went to bradford today to collect strays.

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Ah! Brilliant! SIGN ME UP!!!

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am up 4 that!

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am i being blonde?? wtf is a poosie? xx

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dodgy cats

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"does the poosie have to be in sight all week, or do we just have to be able to see it when the time is up? i think it should be in sight at all times. then a team of official ajudicators can ask participants to signal their poosie's whereabouts at any time by the use of an index finger. said ajudicator must then verify that the poosie is visible.

i went to bradford today to collect strays.
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I think investing in some poosiecams for each contestent to use to show the adjudicators would be prudent.

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sounds gr8 when we doin it?

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With eyes like radar and the nose of a hunter verily none shall surpass me, I was built for stalking.

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psychiatrists can help 2 erase u furball!!!

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this event finally pick up some interest.

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Yes. From Marge and Thai Dave. We might need a few more people...

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so u chase pussy MINGE! round 4 a week? sounds like a normal MINGE! week 4 me MINGE! Sign me up! MINGE!

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Wrong kind of pussy Nic

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oh well...

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I always suspected that Nic had tourettes syndrome.

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Bollocks yeah kangaroo spunk I ****ing have, MINGE! was elephant cock doing iguana scrotum quite good hhhhyyyyymen at labia hiding it Xylophone buggery!

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Had a request that this thread be bumped for the benefit of the girls interrupted....

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Get me sum cats n we r all set! otherwise we cud jus do a freshers stalk in freshers week.

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but the vision of you crucifying a cat against your breasts is one i wish to see realised!

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I don't think I'll enter this. The last three cats I've seen in Woodhouse have all run away from me.

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thaidave wrote:

but the vision of you crucifying a cat against your breasts is one i wish to see realised!



You are a sick and twisted pervert! As much as i luv ya Dave I am not gonna fulfil ur greatest and wierdest sexual fantasies, call 09815696969 they may be able to provide that service dear...

p.s: who let this breeder in2 the lgbt? I need to know so that I can beat them :oP

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I called the number and they had no feline crucifixion service... perhaps i shall try the quakers?

-- Edited by thaidave at 19:19, 2005-06-13

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Quakers crucify cats, ahem pooosies. I never got the memo!

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It's in the bible i'm sure

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And Mel Gibson's controversial "The Passion of the Cat" will be available to rent on DVD and Video very soon.

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lmao!

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I think we shud gatecrash one of the quakers meetings, after all they do have a rainbow flag on display... me thinks it cud b a new gay hotspot...

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Goody is in there waiting for you Nic, get cruising!

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yum yum

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shes lookin 4 a shaker tho n i aint got parkinsons...

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