The Fish of Accusation

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

The Fish of Accusation

Adam · *Censored*

You didn't miss out too much. If you're lucky the pictures might appear on the forum. But I'm not sure any of it actually got eaten, just spat into the bin.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

surely it wernt that bad

falafel · Gay Lord

Well, just to get things started...

Forgive me, fish of accusation, for I have sinned. This is my first confession.

I think I might have killed the Pope. Possibly.
I once put half a bottle of washing up liquid in the dishwasher at college and kind of broke it.
I keep getting inexplicable crushes on random people. Although that's hormones, probably.
Also, I stole my dad's easter egg and ate it. And my mum's.
When I was 14 I was an accomplice to a minor con trick in a jewellery shop. "I'm just looking for a ring for my girlfriend."
When I was five I stole some sherbert.
I'm not really gay, I just like shopping.
I don't really like shopping.
I do like trains, though.
Sorry, I don't know the way to San Jose, but you can ask that girl over there, she just got back from California - that's your best bet.
I **** budgies.

(I'm reminded of this quote - "I'm desperate, father" - "Call me Dan." - "OK. I'm desperate, Dan.")

Anyway.

I AM BORED

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Oi fishy thing, 4give me or wotever cos I've sinned, I confess that today at work instead of dealing sensibly with a complaint at ward level, because me and my supervisor have had major differences in the last couple of days, I further added to the stress of irrate bed bound old ladies in a certain bay who were having a go at me for the supervisors mistakes by stirring the situation up as much as possible before calling her up2 the ward to deal with the complaint, where her head was subsequently bitten off, chewed up and spat out, I fully enjoyed watching all of this action and gained much pleasure... am i a bad person? even if she fully deserved at least half of it?

Adam · *Censored*

its ok to bad things to people who deserve it - i think...!?

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

my sins are too numerous to list. for the sake of brevity and in order to reconcile myself with the most holy of marine life:

piscis noster, qui es in caelis
sanctificetur nomen tuum
adveniat regnum tuum
fiat voluntas tua
sicut in caelo et in terra
panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie
et dimitte nobis debita nostra
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris
et ne nos inducas in tentationem
sed libera nos a malo

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

she deserves it tho, made me do all in kitchen work earlier on my own (it takes 3 staff 2 get it all done on time) had a go at me for havin a quick tea break - i'd been in a chill room (-7 degrees c) for 2hours n needed 2 warm up abit, made me serve wards cos sum of the service staff hadn't turned up, made me clear them (not even my job!) n then told me 2 crack on n do all kitchen stuff 4 evenin shift... made me do work of 4 people, yet is only payin me 4 work of 1... i think she fully deserves it

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

nic, just punch her and get it over with. and make sure someone takes a photo.

when you back in leodis? x

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

OK, OK, I confess.

I am not a man!

AlbyFC · You best sima!

*cough*we*cough*all knew that*cough**John*cough*

Your fishy highness, I confess I've been an annoying geek. In my first year in Leeds I always handed in essays one week before the deadline, even unassessed ones.

I confess I once spat on Dave's coffee. I was going to tell him before he drank it, but he downed it in a single go, so I just went pink and couldn't say a word. Stopped feeling guilty when he said: "Mmmmmm.... delicious!"

I confess I'm a romantic who's getting tired of unromantic people.

I confess I fancy more people than I'd ever dare to confess. (Wait! Does this go against the confession?)

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

I confess that, in spite of being a dieting Jewish vegetarian, I ate a tablespoon of chocolard at Dave's. And I didn't gip or spit it out.

God... stomach... waistline... please forgive me.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Alice u disgust me! Next years gonna b GREAT!!!!!! :o)

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

Forgive me Fish of Accusation, for I have sinned...

1) I think you're a pile of wank.
2) i bought a REALLLLY big wine red (so im told) gypsy skirt from Grin for MYSELF...
3) i'm a homo homo sapiens homo.
4) i'm turning goth slowly but surely.
5) i wear far too much eyeliner for my own good. wait, no, i take that back: i like my eyeliner.
6) i agree with alberto...i'm a romantic getting tired of unromantic people. send my love to alberto, drew, mike, john, dave, alice, alison, annie, adam, evie, nic, nick, ellie, sarah, laura, phil, schless (u rock lol) and everybody else who is a member of/affiliated with the society...

there, think i've covered it all!

me
xx
xx

AlbyFC · You best sima!

Thanks for your love, Shazzers! Lots of love flying to you too.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Sod the fish, i love u sash, lets go play in grave yards... am runnin short on money n need 2 go back 2 grave robbin n sellin the contents 2 drew (see rumours thread) to support myself, can kill 2 birds wi 1 stone, work n play :o)

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

All men do is lie and sleep.

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Not true, Arsecandle...

They wank as well.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

& **** n fart

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

I think we're now confusing men with Scouse Dave.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

sorry its jus that the millimetre n small breasts confuse me... mind u he's a hermaphrodite so I guess he cud b classed as been male

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

4) i'm turning goth slowly but surely.
5) i wear far too much eyeliner for my own good. wait, no, i take that back: i like my eyeliner.

Most of you will know my thoughts on eyeliner by now (tasty.)

...and Sasha, are you gonna have to start putting talcum powder on your face now to slowly gothify your face?

MJ eat your heart out.

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

I confess I'm a romantic who's getting tired of unromantic people.

COUGHlying pervCOUGH

I used to be a hopeless romantic but now I'm a disillusioned shell of a man.

God I wish I was joking.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Talkin of Michael Jackson....

have u heard of the new developments in his trial? he's gettin done 4 murder.... He swore on the popes life he'd not touched them kids.....

falafel · Gay Lord

I wish I could being romantic instead of just pragmatic...

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

pete, i might be turning slowly goth, but i am proud of my natural tan...gives me something over the mad fools who dont realise that sunbed-induced orange isn't a great colour on most peoples' skin...

plus, i'd hate looking in the mirror...*shudder*...being white scares me too much, lol.

me
xx

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Yep, it's the pragmatism that f*cks it for me as well!
And occasionally the ambivalence...

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

Natural Tan

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

RE: The Fish of Accusation

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

nah he's the orange guy from seasame street

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

Yellow

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

half egyptian? arabic? sesame street?!

i seriously hope those are all jokes, lol!

i'm actually half portuguese, just to make it veeerrry clear to all, lol. i'm more celtic than an irishman whose family haven't moved from the same place for 3000 years, lol.

me
xxx

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

very funny richard.

change it back before i kill you.

please

me
xx

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

What's happened to your face, Rich?

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

The cheesecake got revenge. Although i dont think this is cheesecake

Adam · *Censored*

it looks like an oreo to me

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Note the missing slices -- Richard is slowly eating himself to death.

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

I look like a chocolate pacman!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

ok well i knew it wer either yellow or orange, i love u tho sash.

Rich's pic does look pretty disturbing

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

by the way richard, that picture of berni looks nothing like me!

he isn't wearing eyeliner.

me
xx

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

u so know thats openin u up 4 a pic of ernie in drag 2b stuck there yeah?

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

i dont care, they can do what they like sweetie

just as long as I get to play with my dollies and needles...

me
xx

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

ooooohhhhh sounds fun!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

trust adam to know the brand of chocolate biscuit.

i personally think it is a chocolard chip cookie, but i trust adam's gastronomic knowledge more than i do my own.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

he is the god of food

Adam · *Censored*

and as such i expect regular sacrifices of cakes, biscuits and chocolard to be made to me!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

ah, confession.
i must confess that i have not yet grown out of random acts of violence towards my siblings. a couple of weeks ago, i pushed my little sister off a wall in an entirely unprovoked attack that could well have left her with no teeth had she not been so fleet of foot.

falafel · Gay Lord

Fish of Accusation:

I'm too sexy for my shirt.

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

I confess that I took one of Evie's tramadol. The paracetamol just wasn't cutting it.

I also confess that I am worried about Evie. I fear she is the drugs baron of Clarence Dock.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

i cudda told u that, who dya think i get all my stuff off....