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In the spirit of newness - new game

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Make sure you go somewhere that won't be a problem should a public display of affection/horniness occur... I.e. avoid Woodhouse.

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Don't sing "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" the first time you're in bed with anyone...

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He he he, yeah, carrying on from that, never attempt to impress them with your amazing falsetto singing and range of amusing 'accents'.

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AlbyFC


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Er.... the funniest thing, James, is that I can actually picture you doing those things and finding it hilarious!!!

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AlbyFC wrote:

Don't sing "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" the first time you're in bed with anyone...






ROFL!! Bertie this still cracks me up to no end!!! xxxxx

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Don't say anything along the lines of 'well, that was fun, but if didn't count as real sex, obvs'.

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Don't say, 'what the hell is that?'

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or the obvious, 'is it in yet?'...

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AlbyFC


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Never play Norah Jones's "Don't Know Why".

(Don't know why I didn't come.... I don't know why I didn't come.....)

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If you must sacrifice poultry to your gods to appease them for your fornicating ways, try and do it quietly in the bathtub afterwards, not halfway through the act using your partner's back as an altar. Ah, learned that one the hard way.

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Laugh uncontrollably for no reason at all, in bed also don't explain it

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Parade around the room in various different outfits you think are really cool but are in fact quite scary, and then spend ages on your make up whilst occasionally lunging at them with eyeliner and lipstick.

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Remember the difference between "yes" and "no" and when one "does" or "does not" mean the other!

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Remember Hey your fit fancy a fvck does not constitute small talk

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The loud one wrote:

Remember Hey your fit fancy a fvck does not constitute small talk





Yes it does!!

As does "Your not going to do any better tonight, fancy a ****!"

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Don't invite an ex along!

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MrDarcy


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Don't put the ball gag on them before supper!

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Mackie wrote:

Don't invite an ex along!





Lmao yeah! To further that...

Don't double date with the ex's of you & your date

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MrDarcy wrote:

Don't put the ball gag on them before supper!





Further to this:

Always remember to wait an hour after eating before engaging in watersports, in order to avoid cramps.

-- Edited by Captain Tim on Monday 13th of April 2009 07:43:00 PM

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smile.gif Nic now would that advice be something that you always remember? smile.gif

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Lol. I used to chin & whinge about it, plus she'd never tell me she was going to invite u all along & had already arranged 2 pick u up. But yes I always remember it now :)

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lol, well see that is why it didn't last! good dating advise afterall ???

- Don't date friends' exs when they didn't end it on good terms ! would be better advice.



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The loud one


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remember when having dinner dont eye up the waiter/waitress and say i bang him/her it can lead to your date

a) thinking your a slvt
b) make the date say im going to the toilet (they wont come back)

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Don't date anyone else in the vicinity of your ex's friends, especially when they haven't told their mates you've split up

again leads to your date thinking you're a right bastard, trying 2 find an escape route and the possibility of their mates ripping u 2 shreds

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Don't date girls if you like boys or visa versa! (unless you like both, and then done date both at the same time)....

-- Edited by MrDarcy on Friday 17th of April 2009 05:06:20 PM

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Dont date anyone from birmingham not other reason than the accetn grates on me

oh and dont date within your own family

dont date gay scene fixtures and fittings mainly because you dont want the staff to know more about your partner than you

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You never know about the future.
NEVER EVER leave your stuff with your BF/GF. For once you break up, your ex might pester with insincere apology, and when you decide to get back in touch again, s/he may send you weird e-mails asking about your action about when you guys were together, saying how his/her current BF/GF and your ex-mates are disgusted by your action which you have no idea what they are talking about.
S/he may e-mail you several times telling how depressed s/he is and you reply with a thoughtful e-mail, as you do. Then you ask him/her to sell the DVDs that you left with him/her (NOT AS A GIFT) so that s/he can send your stuff back with the money, which contains mucho emotional value. The bastard then don't send it back, perhaps because the jerk doesn't want to sell the DVD which YOU NEVER GAVE! After you explain how your stuff has a lot of emotional value and you can't simply buy that.

I still want my stuff back, and if I was in his/her position, I would never do that and send people's stuff back. I also wish that crazy people who dispense insincere apology will never come across my life.


Lesson learned. I am glad that that fat crazy jerk is out of your life. Moreover, I am really happy with my life.

Thanks for listening

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Agreed and on another note Never Ever Lend your partner all your life savings remember you can have as many degrees as you like but once you fall in love you become a dribbling fool

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