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I don't vote Tory!

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isn't it nice when someone fit sits opposite you in the library? a perfect excuse to be distracted from work.
today's candidate looks rather gay, too.

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there's so many fit people in the library!

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The girl sat opposite me in the library today was very strange looking.

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That's cos she was a girl.

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i bet she has a strange looking brother

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I usually study on Level 11 of the Edward Boyle. Not many fitties seem to go there for some reason, but there's some cracking graffiti on the desks and in the ladies loos.

-- Edited by AliceH at 15:19, 2005-04-20

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Where's the library?

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Thatta way



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The man on that sign is very chair shaped

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he also appears to have a hand sprouting from his knee.

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That's his arm

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It's because the library has assimilated him.

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Ooh, very sci-fi.

Sorry about all the redundant posts, got loads of work to do.

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I question if it is an arm or knee!!

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how is he reading the paper with his knee?

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It's not the paper, it's a book!

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It's not a book, it's a pr0n magazine!

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ive studied queer theory it was all very well
but i wanna ensure my place in hell
why is all the literary greats
make me want to masturabte?

so scientific knowledge
might get you into college
but it wont help when yr wet below the belt and its seven months since frottage

im tired, hungry, i want me tea
but i just want to cruise the library
there must be a girl
here who wants me
to remove all her clothes and make her sticky

where, where, where is she?
i want her to foucault me!

etc,
there are more lyrics, but i just wanted to share the jean genet cruising libraries song.... it came from helenas pottymouth.... x b




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Helen is a lyrical genius

Jean Genet - We Salute You!

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Not as amusing as 'If This Microphone Were Your Penis', by all accounts, but lovely nonetheless!

When's the next JG gig again, Bob? All I can remember is that it's at 4pm.

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its may 14th at the brudenell. its a nerd theme, lots of pie eating... i was gonna put 'its gonna be ace' but then i say that about every bloody thing i do. it might be though. x

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Hm, exam two days later, but I'll still be there. Perhaps even with bells on.

Will there be Speedos?

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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speedos? i'm there :):)

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no.

i need to be uber pizzed to do that, and we're first on. Plus its a nerd theme. so i'll probably be dressing nerdy, but it will be sleazy...

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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sleezy nerds in speedos, please :)

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How exactly does one dress as a sleazy nerd?

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what about fit library assistants? ben x

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There's some horrific writing on the walls of the mens toilet cubicle one Level 10 of EBL!

Makes interesting reading!

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The graffitti in the brotherton library toilets is mainly about football. Boooring

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what has graffitti got to do with library fitties?

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you gotta realise, anon, that no thread on here ever stays on topic.

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What about them? There's not many in my neck of the woods (hardly ever see the Brotherton), and I'm an assistant myself.



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Maybe you are the fit assistant he is talking about?

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There are quite a few hot little library assistants

*fans self*

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My future housemate is a library assistant.

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