If news is anything to go by, Mariah Carey is writing children's novels, doing her own clothes range and now she's planning to make her 1994 Christmas album into a musical. Like, what the hell ISN'T she doing?
According to an MTV report, Mariah is penning the musical's storyline around the songs she wrote over a decade ago, plus a couple of new songs to boot.
She said: "I'm such a festive person, and I love Christmas. I'm so over the top with it that this is a bit much, but it's perfect for me. I get a chance to live out my Christmas time fantasies vicariously through the show. I think it's going to be fun and something families can go to see."
Great! Only 240 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 17 seconds to go then. No, wait! 16 seconds. Oh, hang on...
What parent would have the lack of conscience required to let their child witness several hours of Mariah Carey prancing about and singing cheesy Christmas songs?
Mariah Carey was also on the cover of FHM last month, I think. Even my horrifically low standards wouldn't touch that with a bargepole.
No matter how much I like you and your boyfriend, Adam, I will still murder anyone who attempts to write a song entitled 'All I Want for Christmas is Phil' or something similar.
I like "all i want 4 christmas" its the only flamin xmas song that aint depressin, boring or ****, plus u can pull loadsa people 2 that song at xmas climax!!!!
Wud love 2 shoot mariah carey tho, rest of her songs involve 5 minutes of high pitched screaming, thats torture!
this is especially 4u Alice...
away in a manger, sat on a bed, little ginger adam, gave phil head
May u always think of this at xmas!
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Hey All, Not to stem the tide of hostility to are Mariah - but i quite like her, and i know i'm in the minority (to be in a minority twice removed makes me a nanority ) but well we're all not perfect - hence here's my imperfection.
sorry 4 offendin u phil, but u gotta admit shes an annoyin yank bitch who jus screams cos shes got no real singing talent, that 8 octave range is pure **** she made it up 2 sound good
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I LOVE 'All I Want For Christmas', makes me all cheery and happy... Although I do seem to recall it got put pretty much on repeat one coffee hour around yuletide last year!x
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Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behaviour!!
(splodge9@aol.com)
I like "all i want 4 christmas" its the only flamin xmas song that aint depressin, boring or ****, plus u can pull loadsa people 2 that song at xmas climax!!!!
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Here Here!!
She's just a misslead soul, or ****ing crazy but bless her, afterall is gonna be Christams!!!
quote: Originally posted by: EmilyL "I LOVE 'All I Want For Christmas', makes me all cheery and happy... Although I do seem to recall it got put pretty much on repeat one coffee hour around yuletide last year!x"
You mean you're not a fan of 'Fairytale of New York' by The Pogues, Emily?
You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last
Rocking around the Christmas tree....quality... Of course for pure unbeatable Christmas Cheer, one must listen to my and John's pure and harmonious rendition of 'While Shepherd's Watched Their Flocks By Night'... the true spirit of the Christmas message I think you'll all agree...and so beautiful to the ear!x
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Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behaviour!!
(splodge9@aol.com)
) but well we're all not perfect - hence here's my imperfection.
xxx
