Exactly. Soooooooooooooooo annoying!

How would one get even :D

I think i'm already odd enough.

Yeah, small talk like "well, the weather is nice today isn't it?"

Dates are generally akward.

I'm interested to hear your stories Alice :D

surely ya datin stories can't b that bad!

My dates seem 2 go well but bout half way thru the **** up fairy works her magic & i make a complete twat outta myself.

The worst un has gotta b when i wer tryin 2 impress this lass after we'd gone out 4 a meal, by walkin back 2 holiday camp place we wer both stayin at, across the beach, it wer dark n had big full moon n loadsa stars. Plan was working she wer well impressed, conversation wer gr8 n well i wernt lookin where i wer walkin & ended up fallin down a 6ft hole sum twat had dug during day got covered in sand head 2 toe, took bout half an hour 2 get outta it (she wer curled up on sand pissin herself laughin) & spent a good few minutes tryin 2 get sand outta my gob, needless 2 say i dint do right well after that, she cudnt take me seriously or summat.

Another classic was when I'd been on a date with this girl in sheffield playin pool n we decided 2 go 2 Dempseys to carry night on, i got a mate who looks alot like me (people r always mistakin us for each other) & she'd dug herself in2 sum sorta trouble by havin sum1 on go behind her psycho gfs back, anyway night wer goin well i wer havin a r8 good laugh wi this lass n i noticed sum1 givin me dodgy looks all night but just ignored it, end of night we left dempseys n this lass came runnin up2 me 2 & gimme a gobful 4 wotever my m8 had dun n thought i wer takin piss when i said i dint know wot the she wer on bout, lost her rag n floored me... made me look really "good" gettin accused of stuff i hadnt done n takin a crack 4 wot my m8 had dun, luckily i dint have 2 do 2 much explaining cos my m8 came outta demps a few mins later n recognised her psycho bird n lass i wer wi, sumhow every1 saw the funny side but it dint go anywhere else wi the lass after that cos my mates scared her & she wanted someone who looked unique (i.e. dint have a double)

Any1 else had disasters like them?

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 11:29, 2005-05-08

One of my worst was last year, with my American ex. It was a gorgeous night on tranquil Gold Beach in Oregon, and the stars were out, etc. etc. so I thought it would be a great idea to take her to the beach. Unfortunately, I didn't bring a torch and forgot the tide was coming in. Cue ex and I running up the beach getting incredibly lost and getting wet/cut by broken glass and shingle/covered in water and sand.

We got in and decided to have a shower together, only to find that the boiler in our hotel room was broken, so sat around shivering and gritty with sand. She made me some coffee to warm me up, which contained non-dairy creamer. I had an allergic reaction to the non-dairy creamer and spent the night vomiting clutching my stomach in agony. And the only sodding TV channel we got was 'Curry County Local News' with news items like, "Local Man's car failed to start in Brookings this morning." The restaurants shut at 6pm too, so we ended up surviving on a 1kg bag of ruffled crisps and a bottle of lukewarm Pepsi all day.

Anyone got a worse story than that?

Here's one off the top of my head. When i was in Vancouver i went for dinner with this guy. Things were great and everything. and then he dragged me to some gay club. At one point he went off to get us both drinks and i sat and waited........and waited...........and waited. I eventually went for a wander and saw him on the dancefloor with some guys. When i spoke to him he was like "oh sorry, i got talking to friends" He forgot I existed :D

You get my condolence

Well, it's easier for someone to have the courage to come onto you when they are under the influence of alcohol and are in that sort of environment. So it's not always because you are not good looking. People just have rubbish social skills :)

Oh, i'm talking bollocks aren't i? Trying to be optimistic doesn't suit me :D

-- Edited by Arsecandle at 18:43, 2005-05-08

i'm a teetotaller now....

does that mean im screwed?

me
xxx

chemicalfears,
let other guys do all the work.
Beside, you are a character from Final Fantasy. (it is, isn't it?)

you should come back looking like Cait Sith

If you come back ;looking like a final fantasy character, you can save me from a very evil +villanou...... job/degree.

Or you can end up looking like rasta.

http://aegis.ateneo.net/evidal/UGotGame/photo0019.jpeg

I think we need to dress Sash up in Quina cosplay.

haha. I don't have a boyfriend so i must be straight!

-- Edited by Arsecandle at 21:08, 2005-05-09

Men are just ruuuuuuuubbish! Get rid of them!

how about dressing up as Gogo?

Poor Nick.
But your hardwork should not go unawarded.

"Do you have a boyfriend!?"
"Why not!?!?"


grrrrrrrr

do you hit them and tell them to say your name?

well all i do is work 9-5 mon - fri. it's healthy to have a hobby :)

bondage for fun?

ditto!
but what ever interests people and truns then on, I hope they enjoy!

Whats's peoples fantsy places for ...well use your imaginations!

My #1 gotta be in a barn, it's the checkered shirt thing rollin in the hey!

Theres 1 place I'd really love to but i aint disclosing it cos its a closely guarded secret n if i told u i'd have 2 kill u :o) Its a serious serious kinda relationship thing...

As far as the others go...

1) Sports changing rooms wi a nice muddy footy/ rugby lass in kit 2 start off wi b4 movin 2 showers (was kinda close2 acheivin that b4 but she wer a girlfriend of an opposition player who dint play footy n wernt muddy)

2) Haunted House at Alton Towers - Comedy Value (jus try 2 escape been caught on camera, family groups disapprove when they c it on screen)

3) Wet weather in a woodland/lake area

4) Night time handcuffed 2 railings or summat n taken advantage of by a woman in police uniform, PHWOAR! - Probably never gonna happen tho

Ooo i have good memories of swimming pool showers

ok, i was thinkin along the lines of wierd bondage where u wear leather n stick nipple clamps on etc. abit of restraint aint a bad thing.

Swimming pool showers jus imagine how many people will have pissed in them.

ermmm, in the office of either 1 or 2 of my lecturers, preferably both of them at same time, wudnt half liven up PDP meetings