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This is a bad and also sideways picture of my new hamster. I don't know what sex it is, but it needs a name. So suggest away people! I usually name my pets after singers...

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Well since Radiohead is currently playing on my playlist, i will say Thom Yorke!?

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Aww it's all little and scared and pink!

You know what i wanna call it

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My favourite suggestion is still PJ Hamster...

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" I don't know what sex it is, "


can't you turn it upside down and see if it has a willy?

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I'd call it Morrissey. It looks fat and socially inept.

Although am still liking PJ Hamster.

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Take your pick

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i say call it flange

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"Take your pick"


Some of those qualify as the worst hamster names ever.

Chippy? Mr. and Mrs. Hamster? M.C Hamster?

If I was a hamster called any of those, I'd try to decapitate myself with my wheel. In fact, after hearing the sites horrid MIDI file of 'It's a Sin' by the Pet Shop Boys, I'd quite like to decapitate myself anyway.

My suggestions: Anya, Labia or Linus, after the lovely Linus Torvalds.

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There isn't a singer called flange though.

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i like Labia..........:D

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Keep tellin' yourself that...

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hamastacia

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i think you should call it mariah, cos it's an interesting, slightly odd novelty at the moment, but come christmas you'll wish it was dead.

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Hammie Lennox

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How long do hamsters live?

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"i think you should call it mariah, cos it's an interesting, slightly odd novelty at the moment, but come christmas you'll wish it was dead."


I second this suggestion.

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"How long do hamsters live?"


i dont like to ask it

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My hamster Daphne lived four years. Though by the end, she was bald and senile.

Basically, if Adam treats little Labia or Mariah well, it should last him until he graduates.

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I think you should call it either:

Marianne
Green
Harvey
Amos
Mitchell

Thats all I can think of at the minute


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Now you're presuming he'll graduate in the next 4 years!

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by which time it will have matured nicely, and will make a tasty treat on graduation day. bit of salt and pepper and it'll come out lovely.

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" Though by the end, she was bald and senile.
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how do you tell if your hamster's senile? do their conversation skills diminish?

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they start forgetting where they put things i guess

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In the end, Daphne would get on her wheel and then stare at it. Then get off, then get back on again, stare at it, and repeat. It was quite sad to watch her hamster vitality diminish.

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P'haps she was just indecisive

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i know someone like that

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i had 4 hamsters-

harry died of stuff.
harry II died very quickly. but he was just a ball of white fluff.
harry III was orange and white but his teeth fell out and he died.

cuddles was just glad not to be called harry. he died too.

i shouldn't get another hamster x

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thats so sad.

It's not you, i'm sure you loved each and every harry (and cuddles)

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and then our caroline had a few hamsters as well. i think louis drowned in the mersey. and murray and damon both got hammie cancer. i think me and my sister should not be allowed any more pests. i mean pets.

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it must be a scouse thing. I thought at the age of 8 that my pet fish should be set free in the mersey!!
since then I didn't have a pet unliess you count the suicidal budgie called chip, which well... committed suicide!

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me n my sister had 8 fish except they all died after a tank cleaning incident, my sis didnt c 1 of the fish when she wer puttin toy bridge back in tank & decapitated it (head wer still held on by edge of bridge), needless 2 say it rotted & poisoned water killing off the other 7... never had a fish since

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erm, not really a singer but i guess this name cud b pretty fitting... Miriam remember that sky programme "Theres something bout miriam" where blokes competed 4 a date wi sum model but dint really know wot she wer? Jus a suggestion seems u dunno wot sex ur hamster is.

failing that call it nadia... she released a song :o)

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and a workout video!

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not just a workout video... a latino dance workout video! Gets u fit n teaches u 2 dance at same time!

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lol!



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mmmmm all this Nadia! I need a ciggarette...

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Pft, who needs Nadia? Watch out for Adam and Alice's Pop Tart diet plan -- it's how the both of us stay so slender and beautiful.

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shurrup, i like nadia!

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she can totally be bracketed in the 'totally fabulous' catergory!

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amen brother!

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i was in Ku-Bar in london, and they were broadcasting Big Brother when Nadia won. I've never seen so many gays cry at once. It was disturbing.

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lol, my mum cried cos of nadia been so happy 2c her mum

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Why don't you call it Dana? It can be both a male and a female name.

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call it hedwig :D

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Adam's named it PJ Hamster. It's apparently female, although he can't say this with 100% certainty.

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pfffft Hedwig is a much better choice

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well that just shows what you know

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hamastacia!!!!

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