i've had a rubbish day. i accomplished nothing at work and just sat around ill all day. im scared of leaving my house for fear of anything else bad happening!

well,
i awoke this morning to find a tramp licking my face. when i asked him what he was doing, he revealed himself to be a militant member of the bnp who had hopped through my bedroom window in attempt to scare me away from leeds.
once i had dispatched him, i had to get into uni. unfortunately, woodsley road had melted, so it took three hours longer than usual, and four pairs of shoes.
when i got to uni, it transpired that all the computers in the geography cluster had been stolen by chavs, so i had to find the earth and physical, philosophical, political and flower pressing cluster, located somewhere in the bowels of the rodger stevens building. i got lost trying to find it, and endured many hours of labarynthine adventures, involving shaven headed lecturers and quite a lot of chanting.
when i had completed my work, i went to the geography reception to hand it in, (avoiding the river of molten lava that had engulfed the union building), but found that the receptionist had just had her head bitten off by a rabid geomorphologist wielding a velocimeter and a trowell.
he turned out to be quite helpful, took my work and gave me a reciept, but got a bit of blood on the front page.
when he started nibbling the receptionist's corpse, i decided to leave. i took a detour through the park, cos it was a nice day, but got ambushed by mexican bandits who demanded i dance the macarena before they would let me go.
when i got home, i found my house had been demolished and replaced with a starbucks.
so, all in all, a rather uneventful day.

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Originally posted by: ChipsAndLube
"you misspelled trowel"

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you best simma







(sorry)

unfortunately, yes.

by the way, i like your chavini signature. very classy.

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Originally posted by: Arsecandle
"wow im in luck. my housemates are not going to be in all night!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! time to walk around the house naked?"

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and rub all your bits on the furniture? or film yourself abusing yourself? i used to live with someone like that .

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Originally posted by: ChipsAndLube
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and rub all your bits on the furniture? or film yourself abusing yourself? i used to live with someone like that ."

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yes, you used to live with someone like that. sure it's not you!?!?

so it's not just mugs of tea you find down the back of the sofa

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Originally posted by: Arsecandle
"does he like to abuse anything else?"

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ginger kids, mainly

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Originally posted by: shymike
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ginger kids, mainly"

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well i think we all do once in a while don't we?

i am NOT a paedophile. i've never boffed anyone younger than 18. and i only have a mild tendency to arousal when in the presence of ginger people

don't listen to him. i've SEEN the shrine to chesney from corrie in his room.

it made me cry.

Dave, how many disturing housemates have you had so far!?

my sat 14th was much better.

Don't get it stuck up anything, Davidé
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That sounds bad! Dave, take care. And hope you can use that as an excuse to get away from the exam. The rest of us is doing last minute crunching.