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Okay, I'm about to display some of my dogy taste...

For me... it is:

Sarah Polley (Go, Dawn of Dead), cuz she's a talented actress

Amber Benson: Tara from Buffy fame. I find her quite attractive, actually.

Kou Shibasaki: The girl that played crazy chic in Battle Royale. Can't find good pic of her, but here's the link: http://kou-shibasaki.nihon-zone.com/caps_mov/battle_royale.html

Maki Goto: Annoying pop singer with an even more annoying attitude (her songs are murdously bad as well). I still like her though. Here's the link:http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=maki+goto&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest

Tara Reid: That goody two-shoe from American Pie fame. She has bunch of bad films attatched to her, but I still think she's quite fit.

Paris Hilton: Yeah.... Right, just kidding. I really can't find anything attractive in her. Someone care to explain what I'm missin'?

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Natalie Imbruglia - i looooooooooooove her
Jessica Alba - I loved Max from Dark Angel until it went into dog territory in season 2. i actually had a dream once where Jessica was my girlfriend and we were snogging in her car..........@_@
Eliza Dushku - Faith / Tru Five by Five :D
Alyson Hannigan - toooooo cuuuuuuuuuute
Hudson Leick - Callisto from Xena
Jessica Stevenson - she isn't gorgeous but i think she is hilarious so whooooooooooo
Rachel Leigh Cook - she plays Josie in Josie and the pussycats.....:p i think she is pretty

i'm sure there are more.........:(

hmmm i like bad girls

-- Edited by Arsecandle at 19:00, 2005-05-13

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if i had to? maybe nicole kidman or kylie.

cory, the only name i recognise out of your list is paris hilton. is that bad?

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Uma Thurman

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and the woman who plays Irena Derevko in Alias (sydney's mum!) Dunno her real name. can't be arsed to look her up! she's a bit old but ohhhhhh so sexy!

ooo oooo and Claudia Black from Farscape :D mmm leather jacket

uma thurman is icky

-- Edited by Arsecandle at 19:07, 2005-05-13

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nobody.

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not even my mum?

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"not even my mum?"


Post a picture of your mum and I'll decide if I would **** her or not... Maybe I would piss in her....

-- Edited by Adam at 19:35, 2005-05-13

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"not even my mum?"


Not if she looks like you

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This thread is redundant to me considering I am a big bi-ho.

However, I doubt anyone would go straight for my mum. She looks like Cherie Blair.

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Post a picture of your mum and I'll decide if I would **** her or not...
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I will, but only if she can lactate at will...

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I'd turn lesbian for you, Arsecandle.

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the lactating runs in the family

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Maybe I will go to Bretton's sexual fantasies night as Arsecandle's mum....

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I hear Dave's going to put some boot polish on his head, carry a pint of milk with him and talk about Labyrinth to go as Arsecandle.

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Dave doesnt look like Steve!

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hey it's harder than that to emulate me!

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me and arsecandle are two different people!

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Not that anybody has ever seen you in the same room together!

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The truth reveals itself...

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i don't have that much hair

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"if i had to? maybe nicole kidman or kylie.

cory, the only name i recognise out of your list is paris hilton. is that bad?
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Great choice! Nicole Kidman made Tom Cruise gay!

As for girls... Don't worry. I'm guessing you don't notice them much.

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"Uma Thurman"


I want Uma Thurman too.... If I can get to Ethan Hawke that way.

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keira knightly

I think she is so good looking, and as im straight at the moment anyway i think that i am probably in with a chance!

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and there was me wondering which colour to dye my hair!

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zhang ziyi of "crouching tiger, hidden dragon"/"hero"/"house of flying daggers"



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BYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be crazy i love!!!

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"zhang ziyi of "crouching tiger, hidden dragon"/"hero"/"house of flying daggers"

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good choice, phil.

i also really like the bandit guy from crouching tiger. the one in the desert.

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good choice, phil.

i also really like the bandit guy from crouching tiger. the one in the desert.
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here you are mike....



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thanks!

by the way, what's your new avatar? not quite sure about the scary looking chinese drag queen thing....

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"keira knightly

I think she is so good looking, and as im straight at the moment anyway i think that i am probably in with a chance!
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....?
So are you saying that you would choose Kiera over the guy that I'm using as the avatar?

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M. Rodriguez rules. She is an actress who will probably never be starring as a lead role in films such as Notting Hill.

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....?
So are you saying that you would choose Kiera over the guy that I'm using as the avatar?
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i love him. especially when he dances on the bed to Faith in Rules of Attraction. :D

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Johnny Wilkinson - its all about the rugby men!

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Mind u Saxyboy is a close second, with the rugby past, love of steps & cheesy music & all the random places 2 shag :oP

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I wouldn't go straight for Natalie Portman, but she's a pretty lass and I'd certainly like to have her around - to take to dinner parties and impress my friends / get me into posh restaurants and parties / etc...

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Of all the girls you've said, I pick...

Sarah Polly
Nicole Kidman
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Zhang Ziyi (the girl indie_hunk saw in a magazine and thought was a boy!)

My own choices...

Kate Winslet
Hannah New (my friend, who models part-time, is an amazing actress and is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life!)
Samantha Morton
Eryka Badu (is that the way her name is spelled?)

I can't think of any more! I actually don't fancy girls that much. :oP


-- Edited by AlbyFC at 11:30, 2005-05-15

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I only really liked Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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Try Holy Smoke. The heat of Australia makes her extremelly sensual. :o)

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if she has a penis in it that would make her sensual to me.

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Er... Ok, forget it then. :oP

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hmmmm i dun really c the attraction of kate winslet, if we talk kate beckinsdale i can deffo c the attraction, shes well fit in Van Helsing

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w00t!! Alby knows who's Sarah Polley! Alby rocks!
So.... which film with her did you like the most?

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"Johnny Wilkinson - its all about the rugby men!"


He can render "straight" guys in the rightful path of gayness anytime....

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hmm, looked up pictures of Sarah Polley. i can't remember seeing her in anything other than Dawn of the Dead. I don't see the attraction.

Looking at her profile on imdb i see she was in Go. Oh i liked her in that. Didn't she get hit by a car!??! :D

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"w00t!! Alby knows who's Sarah Polley! Alby rocks!
So.... which film with her did you like the most?
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I can't actually remember! I remember seeing her when I was little (and she was little too) in Road to Avonlea, in which she was just so repelent and irritating. But a few years ago I saw her in a film and actually thought she was good, and pretty. Sorry not to remember anything concrete. :oP

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"i love him. especially when he dances on the bed to Faith in Rules of Attraction. :D"


I'm quite sure this is due to his acting and has nothing to do with the fact that he dances in his underwear.

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PS
Luke, love the avatar. Where did you get it and what is it supposed to be?

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