I shall start off with one from a few years ago whilst i think of some more. Or possibly not.
Ok im sat on the beach with my friends. and there's this black guy in just pants walking around playing his guitar. really badly i might add. eventually he makes his way over to my group and starts singing and playing his guitar. im already struggling not to laugh. then he goes around asking for money so he can release his album. one of my friends gives him some money and i burst out laughing because my friend was giving me this oh my god look. Now the guy comes upto me and is like "what's so funny!?!?! you think im funny?!!? let me play you a song funny boy! what's your name!?!?! (might i add he looked quite angry)
I told him my name and he began to play and pieced a ****ty song together that was about me being from the UK and hating Canada. at this point people had started gathering around to see what the fuss was about. i didn;t notice though. "i asked steve for money and what did he say!?!?! (he bends over right in front of me and stops playing) ".....FUCK YOU N******!" (he then smirked and winked at me)
some people were like ooooooooooooooooooo and everyone else was laughing and trying to get me to stand up and dance with the guy. i was trying to say "hey i didn't say that! i'm not a racist" but i got drowned out by the bad music :( i finally got up with the guy and ended up giving him some damn money! he then walked off and i realised half the beach was stood around staring at me. i think that was my 15 mins of fame!
Yeah i found these photos this morning which inspired this thread!
