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Spice World!

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http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html



You've prob seen it before but heres a gay test for you all!!!

I'm 73%!

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One foot out of Narnia

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Im 70% and apparently 'all the girlies just adore me' but im on my way to becoming a gay cliche.

I dont really see how i could be gay cliche. I've only seen Kylie live once, own hair striaghtners, have nearly a dozen pairs of trainers and have the contents of Boots in my bathroom. I think the test might be wrong!

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I'm 30% gay.

Anyone own a pair of leather pants???

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This was posted ages ago, but I've done it again cos I'm bored!

33%

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Guru of the Gay

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What's this.....?? (It's only 3% difference but) I'm somewhat as straight as Rich?? This test needs retooling.

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You think you're more or less gay than me Cory?!

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Queen of Quips

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apparently i am 53% gay which means i'm a happy and well-adjusted homo. apparently.

i fonyl they could have seen me a couple of months ago....tut tut....

me
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Mmm eyebrows!

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I'm only 23% gay which means I'm in the 'too straight' category.
Does that mean I'm a bad gay?!?!

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Very bad

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"I'm only 23% gay which means I'm in the 'too straight' category.
Does that mean I'm a bad gay?!?!
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So according to the test I'm guessin' you don't use lubricant, pluck eye brows, shave, don't go to Kylie concert, but get into fights on the street, and give out flowers.

-- Edited by indie_hunk at 22:33, 2005-05-17

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Mmm eyebrows!

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"So according to the test I'm guessin' you don't use lubricant, pluck eye brows, shave,but go to Kylie concert, get into fights on the street, and give out flowers."

Do I come across as someone who starts fights on the street? I'd be an idiot if I did cos I can't fight and can't run to get away either!

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Chris wouldn't pluck his eyebrows, he likes em bushy dontchyaknow!

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Mmm eyebrows!

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Just because I like eyebrows doesn't mean they can't be nicely plucked and trimmed. They need constant care and affection

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So.... You DO pluck eyebrows. What are we going to find out next??? You like to wear tight clothes? (especially thouse rubberly bondage ones)

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"So.... You DO pluck eyebrows. What are we going to find out next??? You like to wear tight clothes? (especially thouse rubberly bondage ones)"

I only pluck my own! You make it sound like I roam the streets looking for unkempt eyebrows to pounce upon! As for the rest.... well thats secret

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"You think you're more or less gay than me Cory?!"


Erm... I don't think so. Let the juries of our queers be the judge of it.

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Queen of Quips

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ain't anything wrong with bushy eybrows people

besides, fighting is okay, as long as it's not involving blood, lol. flowers= AWWWW (you know what i mean cory! ) and rubber clothes =

as for shaving, well.......that's a boy's secret isn't it?

me
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im 53% gay, and have never for the record owned a pair of leather trousers, or plucked my eyebrows

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hooray for gay gays! not too gay but perfectly balanced gay!


biggrin:w00t!!! :

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Hi Murray. How did last night go?

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43% gay, apparently.

you're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets

I'm not sure getting into fights with people is what I'd call 'balanced'.

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I'm 53% as well.

Apparently.

Less of the well-adjusted, if you please...

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So, I'm guessin' that it is safe to assume everyone in here, except for one or two, has a lucky pair of underwear.

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Actually, I don't. If I plan on getting lucky, I don't wear any.

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don't worry alice, i never wear underwear.

ever.

lol

me
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p.s.don't be talking to me about "bad mental images" or whatever, lol

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Big Gay Al

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i'm 63%

happy with that one!!

Anyhow I love being gay!

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hmm im 36% gay. I might act straight but my mother always knew i'd grow up to be a gay guy.

haha that's bull!

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I'm 56% gay and demand a recount!

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i've done this before, but i can't remember what i scored. i'm sure i'm less gay than i used to be though, with 40%

you sound like me, luke. i have dozens of shoes, dozens of pairs of jeans, hair straighteners and a large selection of grooming products. i've not seen kylie in concert though, but i have seen justin timberlake twice and will young three times. that's pretty gay.

i think the fact i like DIY and have been involved in street fights has affected my score.

but within the first two questions you're 100% gay, cos you say you're male and have sex with men.

-- Edited by ChallengeTheMighty at 10:31, 2005-05-18

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36%, which i think i probably quite accurate for me.
but the test must be broke cos there's no way i'm gayer than rich.

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how rude!

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hehe, sorry rich. but you know it's true.

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"hair straighteners "


I don't get why men use hair straighteners! Unless they have long hair there's nothing for the straighteners to hold on to!

In fact, I don't understand why anyone uses hair straigheners. Half an hour damaging your hair with heated ceramic thingies only to go outside and have it blown into disarray by a strong prevailing wind five minutes later...

-- Edited by AliceH at 11:57, 2005-05-18

-- Edited by AliceH at 11:58, 2005-05-18

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Not Thai Dave

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Is this something you identify with darling?

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I didn't buy it!

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73%

"Careful! You're not a gay cliche yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!"

uuuurrrmmm i beg to differ.


geeeezz!! now where did my steps cds go..........

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Not Thai Dave

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these results have changed since last time I'm less gay, Phil is more gay, and apparently i'm still as chavish as ever

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"these results have changed since last time I'm less gay, Phil is more gay, and apparently i'm still as chavish as ever "
can we change your name to chavdave?

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Yeah, but then we'd confuse him with ChipsAndLube Dave.

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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86% gay!!! Go me!!

Still not as good as the old style "TheSpark.com"'s gay test, managed 2 get 95% on that

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"Yeah, but then we'd confuse him with ChipsAndLube Dave."
we can call one pikeydave and the other chavdave! problem solved!

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lol i'd still get confused

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Well apparently I`m only 46%gay. News to me. I always presumed I`d be on the 99th percentile. The questions were a bit bizare though, like "how many western-style saloon barroom brawls have you been in"? ANd also it doesnt help if you`re just plain incaperble. The thought of changing this suposed liquid, the "oil" of my car (theres oil in my car?!!! Where?!!!) fills me with utter horror. Ah well, Ill take the quiz again tomorrow and see if Ive got any gayer. I really was expecting more from myself *sigh*



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dun worry bout it, tis jus sum made up test, probably made by breeders :o)

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