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inlowercase


I caught you a delicious bass.

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HI ALL, I AM WRITING TO SEE IF I CAN GET A DATE USING THE FORUM I HAVE PLUMBED THE DEPTHS OF DESPERATION AND AM NOW WILLING TO TAKE THE LOSERS WAY OUT AND ASK PEOPLE TO SET ME UP. SO COME ON BOYS AND GIRLS PASS MY NUMBER OUT TO ALL AND SUNDRY AND GET ME LAID BIGTIME. DONT CARE ABOUT LOOKS BUT PERSONALITY MUST BE GOOD THOUGH. OH, AND BEING HUNG LIKE A BULL WOULD BE GOOD AS WELL.

COME ON GUYS THERE MUST BE AT LEAST ONE SAD FUCKER OUT THERE FOR ME. GET ON THE CASE!

-- Edited by inlowercase at 16:53, 2005-05-23

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NickyDyke85


YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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I've got the phone numbers of 2 scary 45yr old lesbians who kept chasin me round QC on saturday nite if u want them i'll quite happily let u take them off my hands

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AliceH


Butter Me Up!

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I'm 21 and have a cracking pair of tits if you're interested.

I'd pass your details along to the men at Tetley Hall, but you did specify 'personality must be good', so sadly that's not an option.

x

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richardyoung71


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If you just wanna get laid why are you more concerned with personality than looks?

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inlowercase


I caught you a delicious bass.

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COS IM NOT LIKE YOU RICH. LOL

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Arsecandle


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give drew some bitty

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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knobdar?

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Arsecandle


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he could also try

bangme.net

*bang bang*

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Drew, are you serious, or are you joking? Cuz I can give you out your number the next time I go out to the gay scene.

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richardyoung71


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What, to everyone?!

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AliceH


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My Knobdar profile (which I use for Alistair, my gay alter ego) recently got a message from this chappy: http://www.gaydar.co.uk/scallygavsta

Weed smokers are welcome, but screaming queens are a no-no.

*idly wonders if this post will be deleted*


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Adam


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quote:
Originally posted by: AliceH
"My Knobdar profile (which I use for Alistair, my gay alter ego) recently got a message from this chappy: http://www.gaydar.co.uk/scallygavsta

Weed smokers are welcome, but screaming queens are a no-no.

*idly wonders if this post will be deleted*
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You have a gay alter ego? I bet he isn;t as fun as my alter ego :-p

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chemicalfears


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quote:
Originally posted by: AliceH
"My Knobdar profile (which I use for Alistair, my gay alter ego) recently got a message from this chappy: http://www.gaydar.co.uk/scallygavsta

Weed smokers are welcome, but screaming queens are a no-no.

*idly wonders if this post will be deleted*
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alice, i was gonna do that guy a while ago, lol!
he's on fitlads.net and lives veeeery near me. lol. yes i admit it. i have a weak spot for chavs.

me
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NickyDyke85


YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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aye theres nowt quite like a date in backseat of a souped up metro

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inlowercase


I caught you a delicious bass.

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"Drew, are you serious, or are you joking? Cuz I can give you out your number the next time I go out to the gay scene."


WHO IS THIS?

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falafel


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DREW! DREW! IF THAT'S YOU, IF YOU'RE REALLY THERE, TURN YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK OFF YOU TITWANK! YOU'RE MAKING ME SCARED.

I GAVE YOUR NUMBER TO THE HEADINGLEY SHAKE-HANDS TRAMP BY THE WAY, HE SAYS HE'S DYING FOR SOME COCK.

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inlowercase


I caught you a delicious bass.

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is that better? sorry im in work and i only use caps in work when im entering data so its becoming second nature. plus there is a bad history between me and the shake hands tramp. i am the reason that he became destitute in the first place.

-- Edited by inlowercase at 12:27, 2005-05-25

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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the shake hands tramp :) this is the stuff of urban legends.

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