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JLucas


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I picked up her new album today (Well, "One Word" is AMAZING, and I do quite like her. She's spunky)

Anyway, had to share this hilariously awful lyric from "Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping"

"If you could imagine the ****ing look on my face
When I realised I was the victim of date rape".

Powerful, hard hitting stuff I'm sure you agree!

She goes on....

"I went straight to his work
And shoved his head through the wall
I hope you had a good time mother****er
Now it's time to say goodbye to your balls

The moral to this story to make myself clear
Is all you rapist ****s better run with fear
I would think twice before your next date
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch
In cell block eight"




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JohnK


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Its the Kelly Osbourne Shoooow!

You'll wanna tape this kiddies, we got all your favourites, you little fúckers!

I look the fúcking Nuuuutttz!

Bye Douche Bags!



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Adam


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Meh Kelly Osbourne is a fat slag. Buy Gorrilaz new album instead it is rather good :)

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Noooo! Get 'Push Barman To Open Old Wounds' by Belle and Sebastian! 'Tis a compilation of all their EPs and is quite fantastic.

Obviously, if you own all the EPs, then buy something else.

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I bought Medulla last week

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JLucas


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"I bought Medulla last week "


I LOVE Bjork but I barely listen to that album. :(

Homogenic and Vespertine are DIVINE however.

Oh and you like Kate Bush too?

Tell me MORE......

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Kelly Osbournes new single 'one word' is really good. don't know about the rest of the album but thats a cool song

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shes annoying n has no talent, is jus tryin 2 live off her dads fame while screeching **** down a microphone, if any1 else tried it they wunt get half as far as she has... all u need is a famous father n film crew, instant publicity n sum ****wits will buy ur crap

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Death to Kelly Osbourne. Preferably slow and painful.

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I LOVE Bjork but I barely listen to that album. :(

Homogenic and Vespertine are DIVINE however.

Oh and you like Kate Bush too?

Tell me MORE......"


I really like it actually, I don't have those 2, only Medulla, Debut and Post so far, though I'm sure I will buy them soon.... As for Kate Bush, I think my collection is lacking only Never For Ever now, I love her! (No sarcy comments please Alice)

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i'd like to point out that having chatted to JLucas, we are actually the same person. our lives are virtually identical, except that his school was 5 minutes round the corner from mine.

i'll also confess to ALMOST making a massive tit of myself today. i saw rich's doppelganger in town for the second day running, only this time i was so convinced it was him i walked up to him and nearly said 'ello gay boy' before i realised. they're so similar it's spooky.

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I wanna meet him!

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Would you sleep with him?

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Depends how much like me he looks! It could be quite scary if we are identical!

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but surely ideal x Are you up for watching the footy by the way? I'm at uni after vomitting my way through an exam and am gonna go see it in like 20 mins or so.


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where bouts?


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Probably the library. they have a big tv and a decent liverpool following, you game?

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Yeh, ok. 10 mins Parky steps?

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Sounds good. seeya there.
(sorry to everyone else for turning this into a PM thingymabob)

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Back on subject: Kelly Osbourne is an annoying fcuk

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Kelly's album is quite good! and i think Linda Perry is rather good too!

I don't think Kelly is annoying at all! she is only annoying if you let her - as is anyone else! - get on with it rather than pointing out that she needs to die and stuff like that!!!!! - remember!! you get back what you send out!!!!

KISS KISS

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ok fair point anon. sorry 4 wishin death upon on her, i'll jus gag her instead 2 shut her up, if we have any luck, oooppps i mean accidents wi that she'll probably choke or summat doin us all a favour

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shymike


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"Depends how much like me he looks! It could be quite scary if we are identical!"


hehe, scary's not the word i would use.

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JLucas


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I really like it actually, I don't have those 2, only Medulla, Debut and Post so far, though I'm sure I will buy them soon.... As for Kate Bush, I think my collection is lacking only Never For Ever now, I love her! (No sarcy comments please Alice)"



Oh you NEED Never For Ever. It's myfavourite album of hers and possibly my favourite album of all time! Can't believe you got rubbish Lionheart first! (Although that album IS worth the asking price for the hilarious "Coffee Homeground".)

And yes, scarily enough i AM chipsandlube. JPL5386@hotmail.com if anyone fancies chatting about Kate Bush and all things 80's or anything...

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Ally


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I concur, you need Never for Ever. Your life is not complete without it!



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I really like Lionheart actually, I love Coffee Homeground, and Don;t put your foot on the heartbreak especially. However my favourite Kate Bush album is either Hounds of Love or the Red Shoes, I am torn between them... also like The sensual world, particularly This Womans Work... I have added you for Kate Bush related discussion!

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And yes, scarily enough i AM chipsandlube. JPL5386@hotmail.com if anyone fancies chatting about Kate Bush and all things 80's or anything... "


Are you sure you're ChipsAndLube? He seems to prefer chatting about fart jokes, wanking, and all things chav.

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Are you sure you're ChipsAndLube? He seems to prefer chatting about fart jokes, wanking, and all things chav. "


and who starts these conversations? i never even heard the word queef till i met you, babe x

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Don't blame me! I didn't know the name for the gushing torrent of wet and smelly minge fart until I met our lovely Nichola.

I apologise profusely, Dave. x

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chuff off luv! I dint know there wer such a word as queef til I met u!

bluddy southerners, they cause all the problems then try n blame it on northerners!

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how fantastic is it being northern? in fact, i may start a thread on it...

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