Thought i'd share a moment of extreme irony. So for the last three days i've been walking around like a zombie, sweating cobs, throwing up everywhere and generally feeling like poo. Turns out that i have food poisoning. How ironic, that after all of my patronage, the only thing that i can think of that would give me such a condition, if a luke-warm sausage roll from greggs.
u know u've had 2 much pastry when u finally suffer a lardy sickness attack induced by all the puff pastry thats left under greggs counters by yorkshire chavs for bout 5yrs prior 2 being sold...
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
