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AliceH


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I have decided to start an appreciation thread for heaping love and praise on our wonderful Alberto.

- He makes the best vegetable kebabs ever.
- He makes the best Dorothy ever.
- He gives the best hugs.
- He has a fantastic arse.

Everybody raise a glass! Etc...

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Arsecandle


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Alberto gets the Steve seal of approval.



-- Edited by Arsecandle at 11:32, 2005-05-30

-- Edited by Arsecandle at 11:33, 2005-05-30

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NickyDyke85


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Alberto is also the funniest person alive when he is stoned, classics include wednesdays "i feel like i'm in a film having a dream and floating" conversation & last nites tryin 2b northern n play with a sleeping mike

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ChallengeTheMighty


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trying to play with me?!

what the...?

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NickyDyke85


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flickin ur ears n blowin on u etc, as well as making snorting/snoring noises cos when he started doin it u started doin it... was funny :o)

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ChallengeTheMighty


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i feel abused.

(in a good way though!)

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NickyDyke85


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it was entertaining :o)

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yay for Alberto!!

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AlbyFC


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Thanks, guys! I appreciate all your kind words. (But I never blew on Mike or went anywhere near his ears!! These might be Nic's stoned memories.)

And thanks to Alice for this thread which should have never existed really. It's in acts one knows who loves him, and those I've got plenty.

Cheers, guys! *hugs*

-- Edited by AlbyFC at 18:46, 2005-05-31

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saxyboy


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I'll join, thank you for sending me in the right direction yeaterday!

Who know's were me and my flat mate would have ended up!

CHEERS DUDE!!!!!!!!

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AliceH


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What Alberto didn't tell you is that he nearly got us lost on the way to Meanwood Valley.

Good job he had a Geography student with him.

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ChipsAndLube


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do you charge a fee to join?

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AliceH


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No, but every time a gayer joins the Alberto Appreciation Society, a little part of 'Simmah Dahn Nah' dies. If the whole society joins, we might never have to hear it again.

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NickyDyke85


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we will never have 2 hear it again! I have got a weapon provided by Alton Towers which sorts the spaniard out everytime he tries 2 mention that bluddy thing

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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the fat inflatable cock to which nic refers is sitting in my chair can i move it? where's it been?

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NickyDyke85


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in my minge, touch at ur own risk...

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thaidave


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AliceH wrote:
No, but every time a gayer joins the Alberto Appreciation Society, a little part of 'Simmah Dahn Nah' dies. If the whole society joins, we might never have to hear it again.


Joins society*

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xray dave


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alberto is forcing me against my will to join he says he will start singing supercalifragilisexpealidocious if i don't arggghhhhhhhh

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annie


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I'm on board! Alberto, du bist der beste. I bet you can guess what that means!

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AlbyFC


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Thanks for all the kind words and for joining (willingly or unwillingly) my society. :oP

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MrDarcy


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i would also like to join, do i get a glittry card, and free admission to mission or somesuch?


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ChrisH


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You get free admission to Alberto if that helps.....

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Blinky


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A VIP card to Alberto, i'll sign up for that....

James.
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AliceH


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ChrisH wrote:
You get free admission to Alberto if that helps.....


This is the Alberto Appreciation Society, not the Alberto Whoring Society!

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chemicalfears


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AliceH wrote:

ChrisH wrote:
You get free admission to Alberto if that helps.....


This is the Alberto Appreciation Society, not the Alberto Whoring Society!


For that ya need the first door on the left...

sash
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AlbyFC


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Woooo, guys! *Feels perved on*

This is the most wonderful feeling!

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yongee


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I would gladly join the society

Alberto is sooooo lovely

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Alberto always smells the best!

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chemicalfears


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alberto, stop making anonmymous posts to yourself!

it takes the notion of self-love too far

sashibashi
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AlbyFC


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Thanks for the compliment, yongee!!

As regards YOU, shashibashi, let me say in my defence that I don't need to post anonymously throwing compliments at myself. I think highly enough of myself as it is. (HA! As if..........)

Besides, I'm sure it's inlowercase trying to conceal the fact that he's copied my after-shave. HEHEHEHE.

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i can promise you it wasn't me, but i do think that the aftershave that we share is gorgeous
xx

oh and anon, try smelling me sometime, thanks!

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AlbyFC


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(He smells of cigarettes...)

Okay... I'll run away as fast as I can now!!!

-- Edited by AlbyFC at 21:35, 2005-11-16

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