Crazy Frog!

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Crazy Frog!

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

Ok mine is

the frog stops getting publicity...eventually everyone forgets he exists and because he is ignored and shunned by society he kills himself. how he kills himself? i dunno, use your imagination.

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

Celebrity deathmatch style tag-team.....

Crazy Frog and Sweety the Chick vs The Cheeky Girls and Celine Dion

Give them a taste of their own medicine. Appauling singing, very annoying and everyone wishes them short lives. Obviously they all wipe each other out... problem solved!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

the crazy frog thing buys a penis enlargement pump on his scooter travel thru Europe and decides to play with it en route and becomes so distracted by the swelling of his green gearstick and pumpin it so furiously that he takes his eye off the road and crashes into the bridge where Diana met her maker, unfortunately the little **** doesn't die from this, he merely suffers massive head injuries and the speed at which he impacted into the bridge sends him hurtling across Paris, where he flies smack into a blimp and rebounds off onto the top of the eiffel tower and is impaled there, before the french go crazy for the smell of frogs legs and invent the new national sport of extreme speed tower climbing to shoot up there and devour the rancid little green thing... a bim bim bim bim bim bim the end!

Adam · *Censored*

Surely it is only a matter of time before the crazy frog is sectioned under the mental health act whereupon it lives an unhappy life in a mental institute before hanging itself with a volleyball net whilst Skeeter Davis sings, "don't you know its the end of the world," Girls Interrupted style.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

he tries to ride his scooter down the M1 n gets turned in2 tarmac by a speeding Asda van

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

his scooter runs out of petrol. no petrol, no noise.
the end.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

good point there mike

falafel · Gay Lord

The black square covering up his tiny epiglotis-cock grows and grows and grows, eventually shrouding his entire body in a veil of digital cenorship. He dies alone, with no friends to speak of. Nobody goes to his funeral. Apart from the now-enormous black square. Which - and not without justification - shíts on the little fúcker's grave, before casually wandering off to deal with Sweetie the Chick (and all the other cúnts whose risible noise-makings are invading the everyday lives of normal folk).

indie_hunk · Guru of the Gay

STD (Comp. Virus)

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

it catches crabs, which eat it alive n well no more frog left

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

falafel wrote:

The black square covering up his tiny epiglotis-cock grows and grows and grows, eventually shrouding his entire body in a veil of digital cenorship. He dies alone, with no friends to speak of. Nobody goes to his funeral. Apart from the now-enormous black square. Which - and not without justification - shíts on the little fúcker's grave, before casually wandering off to deal with Sweetie the Chick (and all the other cúnts whose risible noise-makings are invading the everyday lives of normal folk).

normal? have you seen these people?

-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 19:38, 2005-06-10

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

I think Sams on about poor sods like us who have 2 put up wi the adverts n singles being released. Not the adidas wearing, weighed down in hairspray/burberry/elizabeth duke bling sewer scum that lack in brain cells and love this crap....

....or alternatively Ross who likes to think he is the crazy frog from time to time

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

It's a mystery to me how Jamster manage to stay in business. I've never heard one mobile phone ring with the crazy frog tone, in spite of the fact I deal with the general public everyday at work and hear a lot of mobile phones go off. How the hell are they making a profit?!

Anyway, I'd sautee the crazy frog's legs in butter and eat them with a nice chianti.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

pft-tft-tft-tft-tft (was meant 2b the hannibal lecter noise)

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

NickyDyke85 wrote:

the crazy frog thing buys a penis enlargement pump on his scooter travel thru Europe and decides to play with it en route and becomes so distracted by the swelling of his green gearstick and pumpin it so furiously that he takes his eye off the road and crashes into the bridge where Diana met her maker, unfortunately the little **** doesn't die from this, he merely suffers massive head injuries and the speed at which he impacted into the bridge sends him hurtling across Paris, where he flies smack into a blimp and rebounds off onto the top of the eiffel tower and is impaled there, before the french go crazy for the smell of frogs legs and invent the new national sport of extreme speed tower climbing to shoot up there and devour the rancid little green thing... a bim bim bim bim bim bim the end!

We have a winner!
A modest prize to Nic when coffee hours start up next year (possibly a dead frog)

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Cheers luv! I wrote that when I was having a break from writing up assembly stuff and emptying my junk box of e-mails from knob enlargement people (my m8 decided it'd b funny to sign me up to all that ****e after we had a huge bust up and i'd signed her up to animal porn sites)