I come from a land, far, far, away, where the faeries play and penguins are eaten by fat little children. I have been sent on a mission by the rulers of this great land to capture the communist that escaped from a young michelle macmanuses jaws and has been wreaking havoc upon the world, in the form of spanish garble and redness.
My instructions that I have to follow, are that I have to track down this little web-footed one and give him a severe beating with a plastic bottle full of white russian cocktails until he sees the light and realises that communism is bad.
If you can provide details of his whereabouts I will reward you handsomely by feeding you grapes and fanning you down for a day.
regards, Coy
ps. Faerie, I was wondering where you had disappeared to, I've missed gazing at you from afar, please tell me you still want the no-strings attached deal
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oh dear lord! not another one! when is this madness gonna stop???? or has every1 in this society got split personality disorder? (no offence meant to any1)
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
I can asure you all, that the penguin, is a grave threat to mankind. Throwing stones at macdonalds proves this.
Mr Thai Dave, please stop trying to uncover my identity, like all hero's, I have a secret identity, of which no-one would suspect myself being their protection from mad communist dictator penguins.
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