workday boredom

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

workday boredom

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

you could try......... oh.

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

Does your job involve customer service? There are a plethora of amusing things you can do, all at the expense of unfortunate customers.

Failing that, there's always the 'wrap your hands in sellotape and see what you can pick up' game. Making a lassoo from paperclips and trying to reel in a colleague is also entertaining. Well, for the first five minutes.

I feel your pain. At least you have the Internet, though. The DVLA doesn't give us access to it.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

i make metal daisy chains out of paper clips and hang them lovingly around my workspace. when my hair grows back i'll wear them in that, too.

then you can see how many 1ps you can stuff into a standard bank coin bag. trust me, there's always room for just one more...

and then there's the 'sending out bank statements to the dead' game. that's my favourite

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Erm keepin a tally of how many customers u tell 2 **** off and been as rude as possible 2 them if they get shirty wi u... I had fun at the courtyrd party :o)

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

my boss is being a cock. big fat surprise there.

he wants to 'promote' me, but is not willing to offer me any more money. basically my promotion would see me landed with a hell of a lot more work and no reward. well the payoff would basically be my knowing that i'm making some very rich people even richer. and to top it all off, this is not negotiable. i AM being promoted whether i like it or not :S

i think i have legal recourse now for this, their SECOND breach of contract...

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Answer the phone on occasion pretending to be a completely different company.
"Starbucks"
"Inland Revenue"
"Axis of evil"

Works a charm

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Split yourself into teams and each team has a roll of loo paper... Each team picks a person to be 'the mummy' and a race ensues to see who can wrap the loo paper round and round their chosen person (from feet to top of head) first...No gaps people!... Then the mummy wrapped person gets to have fun bursting out of their paper covering!!!
Fun, frolics and fabulousness!!xx

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

dearest emily, where am i going to find a pack of 12 bog rolls in a bank? sometimes i think you are a few lines of coke short of a queen's court cubicle.

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

You're just jealous because you don't get to make use of my free loo paper obtained from Queens Court! Ha!

SIGNED: Bog Roll Girl