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Not Thai Dave

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I'm teaching next week and i've completely forgotten...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address pleases!

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a woodchuck?

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i think they're like hamsters only more arsey

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I thought this was going to be a viagra advert.

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What the hell are you teaching? Odd plays on words that don't really make sense?

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well i dsuspet a woodchuck cant chuck wood so y we even bothering

Laura xx

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The woodchuck looks like my Yr 7-9 science teacher

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wow...,mine too..mr wilson
short, plump, glases,
oh wait thats all science teachers

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a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck could not chuck wood.

teach them the birds and the bees dave. or the bees and the bees.

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He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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