I care more about lard

An option tailor made for Adam, obviously...

The only thing i hold against Lindsay Lohan is the amount of the universes oxygen she wastes by existing. The Parent Trap was great but the singing career??? whoops. Another CD for the 6.99 woolworths clearance me thinks x

i think shes a bright talented actress whos going thru adolesence...

heat has been on about thin celebs for weeks, i think they shud attack som fat ones for fun.

saxyboy wrote:

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We're all beautiful no matter what
I love heat but they do not love lindsey

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Do you include Bernard Manning in that statement?

AliceH wrote:

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Considering you own the latest Stereophonics album, I don't think you can decry Ms. Lohan's musical career too much!

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I really hope she falls on her face though... all the boybands seem to have died recently so we can only hope that silly girl teenyboppers start getting axed by record labels.... bwahahaha.

I've heard horrible rumours over here though that mariah carey is making a comeback with an album called the emancipation of mimi. lies surely?

nothin wrong with likin a bit of trashy songs, like that one of Church's.

i kinda respect her for proving that shes nothing but an 'angel's voice' star by chavving it up! shes down to earth at least.

such comments couldnt possible be made for mariah, that woman is in another world altogether.

I heard that Mariah Carey refuses to do interviews at the BBC unless they provide her with cute puppies to play with whilst she talks. And words cannot describe my hatred of Charlotte Church, I merely hope that heat starts running stories on fat welsh slags who die in pools of their own alcohol induced vomit.

I quite like Charlotte Churches new song altho Im not quite sure why....
I wasnt impressed however by being shown her tit in the newspaper tho but that'll teach me for reading the sun!

... and as for Lindsay Lohan.... I have no idea who she is so she couldnt be that famous

lindsay lohan was in the following for those who dont know
*mean girls - see it!!
*confessions of a teenage drama queen - total chick flick - a lesser mean girls
*parent trap - about twins
*freaky friday - that old hollywood chestnut of a mum and daughter switching bodies
*herbie car something piece of ****e - new film coming out soon which looks quite honestly dreadful
*heat magazine - every day for being ultra-skinny
education for the day over :) x

That's because you don't have any minge to flash, or a minging Welsh 'rude boi' boyfriend!

Emily I will forever remember you for giving me the best blowjob of my life! When I become famous u can be my official bitch n we'll sell the story of how we met n got together to Heat Magazine! & I'll become the new role model 2 teenage girls by beatin the **** outta that silly little welsh tart n which ever tosser shes with.

Lindsay Lohan on the other hand is 2 skinny at the moment n not so nice lookin wi the bleach blonde... but shes very fit when ginger n fatter & theres not much wrong wi her singing, theres worse out there, i also like her films, Long Live the Lohan... she can b my 2nd bitch when i become famous

i want a bit of ms church, please :oD i think the thought of her and cerys between my sheets would make me happy ad infinitum, in a sordid, slaggy, welsh way. deary me x

As heartwarming a message as that was, I suspect that Ms Lohan is not a regular reader of our society forum.

I am inclined to think that if Lindsay Lohan wants to look that thin, then why not just let her?

ChipsAndLube wrote:

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i want a bit of ms church, please :oD i think the thought of her and cerys between my sheets would make me happy ad infinitum, in a sordid, slaggy, welsh way. deary me x

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Bi-ho, bi-ho, it's off to shag I go... and I'll have some chavs and a bit of MINGE...

I'll happily volunteer to be fed with Ben and Jerry's as, uh, practice for Ms. Lohan's fattening up.

ur in luck my dear! I inddeed own a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs! YAY ur my bitch! :o)

U loved it! I saw the massive smile of ur face... at least it wernt hard.. it'd have knocked u out :oD

Speaking of the cock, have u found it yet? I've started off a game of cock hunt in the house

mmmmmmmmm normal size Lohan!

Don't die of shame... lindsay lohan has some good songs on her album and Charlottes is really good. Call my name music video looks like its gonna be good... Even though I love Lindsay (mean girls is a gem) I can't bring myself to see Herbie though cause it looks like utter tripe!


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looks like we will have 2 people in the corner

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oh plus... can't be as bad as owning spiceworld on dvd. wooo. everyone loves it really! you cynics will one day learn to love the comic joys of crap plots, sassy outfits and utterly awful acting!

xxx

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What is wrong with the joys of good plots and good acting?

Joan Rivers is on telly saying that her minge looks like a bunny slipper. I am traumatised.

-- Edited by Adam at 23:28, 2005-09-09

She's technically legal, so what's the problem? Happy fisting love :P

davidx wrote:

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Adam wrote:
She's technically legal, so what's the problem? Happy fisting love :P


eeeew... its fine to fancy her. she goes out with old enough guys!!

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Bloody hell, even I fancy her for God's sake!

Adam wrote:

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What is wrong with the joys of good plots and good acting?

Joan Rivers is on telly saying that her minge looks like a bunny slipper. I am traumatised.-- Edited by Adam at 23:28, 2005-09-09

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good plots and good acting are entertaining but sometimes you just need to watch utter crap for comedy value

lindsay lohan or hilary duff?

x

NickyDyke85 wrote:

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lindsay lohan. Hilary Duff annoys the **** outta me

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You see now...Hillary Duff is great for pure CHESSINESS. Bless her.

I've also been known to dance around my bedroom to "Hey Now!"... If anyone's seen the Lizzie Mcguire movie then they will realise exactly how sad this makes me...