ron & harry form a gay partnership n get caught in the middle of a rimming session by a heartbroken hermione (she wanted to bed both of them) who runs str8 in2 professor snapes room n gets sum extra curricular sex education lessons, dumbledore then finds out about snapes n hermoines twisted love affair and casts a spell to make hermoine a born again virgin before banishing snape from hogwarts. This culminates in a slanging match between the pair on the patch of grass just outside howarts, in a fit of temper at not been able to see his 10yr old lover ever again snape rips a 15" double ended dildo out of his arse (hermione had 'lovingly' inserted it there after snape suggested anal sex - it was a "**** off, unless u let me jam sumthing up u, i aint havin u put that thing in there" deal) and proceeds to club dumbledore to death with it, as soon as he realises wot he's done, he flees and goes to a foreign country to get cheapo plastic surgery and a fake id so the police will never find him.

The End!


-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 16:25, 2005-08-05

yeah so am re-writing the book in here :o) figured it'd b a nice surprise 4 any1 who comes across it

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 16:27, 2005-08-05

Yes it has. Snape Kills Dumbledore. It isn't written subtely.

Dear all,

I deserve to die for killing Dumbledore.

Me.
(J K Rowling)

He's annoying because he's so incredibly DULL!